todays Pick of the Daily Mail crop....

[sandywinder]

Jun 14, 2010 16:26:26 GMT @bets said:

superb footwear story

tomorrow i will looking for one featuring immigrants with cancer wearing bad shoes.

You will have to make do with this:

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286435/Fit-lap-dancer-High-heeled-shoes-year-old-blamed-sexualisation-young-girls.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[sandywinder]

Meanwhile over at the Sun:

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3014097/Konnie-breaks-her-shoes-in.html

[Pink Betty]

Jun 15, 2010 5:00:29 GMT sandywinder said:

Jun 14, 2010 16:26:26 GMT @bets said:

superb footwear story

tomorrow i will looking for one featuring immigrants with cancer wearing bad shoes.

You will have to make do with this:

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286435/Fit-lap-dancer-High-heeled-shoes-year-old-blamed-sexualisation-young-girls.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

nice choice Sandy.

in desperation, i was planning to post the Cameron Diaz in tiny blue bikini story - but your's is better.


but here's another - i give it the title, if the shoe fits.


Muslim protesters brand war heroes 'murderers' as homecoming parade turns violent

A group of extremist Muslims prompted violent clashes at a homecoming parade for British troops today after they heckled soldiers and called them 'murderers.'
Members of the Muslim Against the Crusade group clashed with far right protesters as they shouted 'murderers, murderers, murderers' and 'British troops go to hell' as members of the 1st Battalion the Royal Anglian Regiment paraded down the streets of Barking, Essex.
The chants were drowned out by a large mob on the opposite side of the street who retaliated with jeers of 'Traitors' to the Muslim protesters.



i have no idea which shoe fits who - but murder has been done. So let the British soldiers and the angry British muslims sit down and have a chat and nice cup of tea.

this shouting malarky is not at all British.

[sandywinder]

I reckon the BA dispute would have been over with long ago if only Messrs Woodley and Walsh had negotiated over camomile tea and a custard cream. Instead they probably consume copious amounts of coffee which only gets both sides agitated.

[bets]

Wednesday's pick - thank goodness - another shoe story


Dita Von Teese 'wing walks' in killer heels as she becomes Richard Branson's flying lady

The burlesque star refused to remove her sky high Louboutin heels as 'wing walked' a Virgin Atlantic Airways aircraft yesterday.
Dita, 37, posed with the airline's boss Sir Richard Branson to celebrate the British firm's 10th anniversary of flying non-stop between London and Las Vegas.

[bets forgot the pic]

[Daz Madrigal]

Jun 16, 2010 7:44:27 GMT @bets said:

Wednesday's pick - thank goodness - another shoe story


Dita Von Teese 'wing walks' in killer heels as she becomes Richard Branson's flying lady

The burlesque star refused to remove her sky high Louboutin heels as 'wing walked' a Virgin Atlantic Airways aircraft yesterday.
Dita, 37, posed with the airline's boss Sir Richard Branson to celebrate the British firm's 10th anniversary of flying non-stop between London and Las Vegas.

Can't see Willie Walsh doing that, mind you the way things are going he might have to!

[Daz Madrigal]

Jun 14, 2010 16:43:40 GMT alanseago said:

Prestwich maybe. Is the Home for the Bewildered still there?

Thats where I first met Betty.

[sandywinder]

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/10309086.stm

Pregnant women are risking their feet in the name of fashion by wearing the wrong types of shoes, experts warn.

A poll of 1,000 pregnant women for the Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists found many regularly wore ballet pumps, flip flops, high heels and Ugg boots.

What wimmen will do in thee name of fashion.

You never hear of pregnant men wearing silly shoes.

[Daz Madrigal]

Jun 16, 2010 9:23:56 GMT sandywinder said:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/10309086.stm

Pregnant women are risking their feet in the name of fashion by wearing the wrong types of shoes, experts warn.

A poll of 1,000 pregnant women for the Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists found many regularly wore ballet pumps

.

Ballet?

No thats definitely wrong..they should stick to belly dancing like everyone else.

[alanseago]

Always have a good meal before appearing on stage.

Whatever happened to Rennies?

[sandywinder]

artsblog.freedomblogging.com/2010/06/16/osipova-doesnt-let-a-little-mugging-slow-her-down/31277/

She should have done an impromptu performance of 'The Nutcracker'.

[Daz Madrigal]

Where is he? Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown hasn't been seen for weeks

Gordon didn't turn up for the Opening of Parliament and has been conspicuous by his absence ever since. Friends are said to be worried about his state of mind, and there are persistent rumours that he is mainlining antidepressants.

Of course, this isn't the first time he's gone missing. He was nowhere to be found on a number of occasions when Labour ran into trouble, starting with the petrol blockade in 2000.

There was a report this week that he had been sighted in Cowdenbeath, but this is still subject to confirmation. For all we know, it could have been a Gordon Brown impersonator.

So today this column is offering a reward to anyone who can prove that Gordon is still alive. Obviously, £1 million is out of the question, but we can probably run to a bottle of champagne. if you spot Gordon on your travels, take a photo of him and send it to me at the Daily Mail, either by post or email.


www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1287502/Have-seen-man-Gordon-Brown-does-disappearing-act-.html

[sandywinder]

The best joke of the World Cup so far came from DJ Chris Evans.

'You give an African £2 a month and what do they do? Buy a bloody trumpet!'

[Daz Madrigal]

Jun 18, 2010 9:21:40 GMT sandywinder said:

The best joke of the World Cup so far came from DJ Chris Evans.

'You give an African £2 a month and what do they do? Buy a bloody trumpet!'

;D

And a trumpet that can only play one note...in flat.