I clicked the horoscope link

[Myster Riven]

I clicked the horoscope link on the above of the page. I got born on 27 September.

"You are confident enough to put yourself into the middle of events or perhaps contrary enough to prove someone wrong about you. Some amount of lively controversy is involved in whatever you do."

[mystic meg]

Do you feel that's an accurate statement about yourself Riven?

I'll get my crystal balls out and peer within.

[Orbette]

Stop that Meg. It tickles.

[Myster Riven]

ahhh now you got me staring at my balls too. ;D

[Miss Tick]

Now then Mr Riven, put them away and think about something uplifting.

[Daz Madrigal]

Yes you were born without a Father obviously.. ...go on. How old were you at the time.

Oddly enough your the same sunsign as Shirley but to be honest I doubt she'll set foot here after last time. I seem to recall Critter was in fine form at the time..where is the old boy, Mel?

btw I'm not sure whether we'll keep the susnsign nonsense so make merrie whilst you can.

[Myster Riven]

madrigalman said:

Yes you were born without a Father obviously.. ...go on. How old were you at the time.

Oddly enough your the same sunsign as Shirley but to be honest I doubt she'll set foot here after last time. I seem to recall Critter was in fine form at the time..where is the old boy, Mel?

btw I'm not sure whether we'll keep the susnsign nonsense so make merrie whilst you can.

Ahhh me born without father? Only christ was born without father. So i be born out of my virgin mother. That means i be either the christ on the second coming or the antichrist!

Hey mods can i change my username? I think i best be called jesus now.

Because this is either, i dont' know the correct word in english, do you say 'by combination' like by chance? It is that or it is invented stuff- ahhh

why i am saying this? Because of this-

now i am maltese - like shirly
i have mouse picture here - and madrigal man says this shirly has same mouse picture in msn and in all her forums and blogs or what they be called
i be born in september - like shirly

if i be jesus then can i be god and have the shirly be the devil? ;D

[Pink Betty]

riven said:

Only christ was born without father.

...and there was he, the son of god ....

(Riven, I know the Pope is a bit busy today but if you have mo, drop him an e-mail because I think the Vatican might be interested in your take on Christ's parentage)

good luck with that!

[Myster Riven]

mo? what is mo?

But i be sure you be joking with me! email to vatican hehhe ahhh!

Also i have a question. What is the meaning of sunsigh? Does it mean the taurus libra word like i am libra? Gosh i never beleived in this things i cant' imagine i be speaking about them here my wife will be laghing at me!

[Pink Betty]

riven said:

mo? what is mo?

But i be sure you be joking with me! email to vatican hehhe ahhh!

Also i have a question. What is the meaning of sunsigh? Does it mean the taurus libra word like i am libra? Gosh i never beleived in this things i cant' imagine i be speaking about them here my wife will be laghing at me!

Not at all Riven. If you think you are the only other (apart from jesus) born without a father*, I think the Pope should know. They'd love it! It would certainly be a distraction from the muslims have always been a bit violent jag they have going at the mo (mo = moment).

* the difference between you and your bro (jesus) seems to lie in him knowing that god was giving him a bit of a raw deal.....i take it He's not shown you the contract yet?

[Myster Riven]

admin said:

* the difference between you and your bro (jesus) seems to lie in him knowing that god was giving him a bit of a raw deal.....i take it He's not shown you the contract yet?

Naah jesus was hung on the cross. At this time i will not be been hung. And not will i be being electrified or hung to death or have my head cut out with the guillotine. I be been, here in my country, given the life prison sentence and that be much the worse. What be worse than spending 30 or 40 or 50 years if i live to 90 looking at a prison wall? That is much more raw deal. No better be hunged. So i prefer not to say my identity to everyone now.

Now the kidding take no notice.
I know i dont' really write good english. I studied english at school but that was more then 20 years ago. I can read talk and speak italian much better than the language of the english people. I understand the writen and spoken english perfect but.

[glow=red,2,300]That dont' mean i am stupid. I dont' like people to be treating me like a stupid person just because of the communicating in english.

Hope that is a clear thing.[/glow]

Just try get you write Maltese we see who has fun for the last laugh! ;D

[Red]

Yo Malteser
These guys on here are ENGerLISH . They can't speak think read any other languages.

[Myster Riven]

Red said:

Yo Malteser
These guys on here are ENGerLISH . They can't speak think read any other languages.

Va bene cosi' d'ora in poi parlero' in italiano cosi' nessuno dei questi fottuti inglesi mi capisce. Ormai questi qui sembrano solo degli antichi dormenti del quindicesimo secolo! E l'altro vantaggio e' che io mi esprimo meglio in italiano che nel fott inglese!

Forse c'e' qualch'uno italiano qui che mi capisce? Ed intendo capire non soltanto nella lingua ma desiderabilmente nella conosciuta avvanzata intelligenza che e' popolare nel area del Mediterraneo?

Gia, se qualcuno mi senta - io lo vedo come se fosse mandato da Dio! Christo sono dei papaveri qui!

Che posso dire? Solo chiedere aiuto ai miei vicini Italiani.

B'e' forse e' tutto inutile - qui il message board e' degli inglesi - o cosi' si sembra. E ci sono soltanto circa venti sei o venti sette 'abbonati' - in un forum che e' visibile a tutto il mondo! Spero ma forse non e' impossibile che alcuni di voi che leggono questo sono italiani. Forse anche nella stessa industria viniera che ci sono io, chi sa? E forse potremo fare contatti per il mutuo bene della nostra societa.

Gia lascio le mie preghiere forse c'e' qualc'uno qui che e' nel 21'esimo secolo! Ahhhahhhh! ;D

[Nathan deGargoyle]

There may only be 26 or 27 members and of those only a few post regularly but we, out of the whole world, are the ones that matter.

Now get some of your wine sent round and we can have a party.

[Pink Betty]

riven said:

Red said:

Yo Malteser
These guys on here are ENGerLISH . They can't speak think read any other languages.

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which makes perfect sense as we are using a host that does not permit posts in any other language...regretable Riven, but it is the case so I will be putting *** s.....