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Post by kipper on Jun 26, 2007 22:28:54 GMT
OK Pablo Dazz, Tracey Chavette and whomever else. Put your Art glasses on, and take a tour around this masterpiece.  This artist is a songwriter/musician. I wouldn't go so far as saying they are a talented songwriter .... I wouldn't actually use the word talent, unless pressed. We're talking up-to-date here, no dinosaur rocker .... but all the same values apply. Whose parody naive daubs are these? |
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Post by kipper on Jun 27, 2007 13:03:59 GMT
Clock's ticking Art lovers ?
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Post by sandywinder on Jun 27, 2007 13:31:39 GMT
Pete Doherty?
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 27, 2007 13:41:20 GMT
It looks as if its signed...by erm..Ginge/Binge.
Erm..its awful..I was going to say Pete Doherty but it isn't painted in blood taken from a 'fan who's just ODed. No sorry my minds still spinning after the Bowie debacle.
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 27, 2007 13:42:51 GMT
Yes..it might have something to do with him being one of the few young 'stars' we're familiar with.
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Post by kipper on Jun 27, 2007 15:28:00 GMT
DONG ! Time's up, Chave, where were u ?
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It was of course:
Pete "I'm living on the edge - of my bed" Doherty
*Lunch with Brian Sewell and a new trilby for Sandy
*Enrolment form to art evening classes for Dazz
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Extra info : The drawing, was claimed to be done using Pete's blood. This lifts the "work" out of the mundane doodlings that, even naive-ists would say, is total tripe. And makes it a statement piece.
Some have said it reveals a desperate need to nick a pen from the HSBC paying in counter, others - that is all about the human conditioner and taking 2 bottles into the shower.
Estimates of £50,000 have been bandied about, for its possible sale. Mr. Doherty's publicist had "no comment"
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Keep your eyes peeled for more of Ye Olde Quock
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 27, 2007 16:53:48 GMT
DONG ! Time's up, Chave, where were u ? ------------------ It was of course: Pete "I'm living on the edge - of my bed" Doherty*Lunch with Brian Sewell and a new trilby for Sandy *Enrolment form to art evening classes for Dazz --------------- Extra info : The drawing, was claimed to be done using Pete's blood. This lifts the "work" out of the mundane doodlings that, even naive-ists would say, is total tripe. And makes it a statement piece. Some have said it reveals a desperate need to nick a pen from the HSBC paying in counter, others - that is all about the human conditioner and taking 2 bottles into the shower. Estimates of £50,000 have been bandied about, for its possible sale. Mr. Doherty's publicist had "no comment" ----------------------------- Keep your eyes peeled for more of Ye Olde QuockI might a but miffed because whilst I was rambling on, Sandy sneaked in front of me. |
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Post by piccione on Jun 27, 2007 19:32:13 GMT
///It was of course:
Pete "I'm living on the edge - of my bed" Doherty///
I thought it was Victoria Beckham’s attempt at ‘designing’ of her new tits.
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Post by kipper on Jun 27, 2007 20:57:09 GMT
DAZZ da VINCI :" I might a but miffed because whilst I was rambling on, Sandy sneaked in front of me"
You were nearly there, but er....erm...prevarication was your downfall.
Look into the Art to 'feel ' the secret unravel. Easy for me, I know the answers, of course.
You will hit target soon, I know it, Young Dazzro.
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Post by kipper on Jun 27, 2007 20:59:39 GMT
PICC tures: "I thought it was Victoria Beckham’s attempt at ‘designing’ of her new tits."
She's getting new ones??? There's load of wear left in them.
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 28, 2007 13:47:54 GMT
You mean she was even thinner and less curvy before this apparent 'boob job'...I must have missed it but then again if she'd had Jordan-sized boobs she'd have looked - well like Jordan. A figure of ridicule - but rich! << spit! >>. One all too brief moment of hilarity today...poor old Sandy getting an ear bashing of 'feminista' OP for daring to start a thread called 'whose boobs?'. But according to planetary allignments and pizzology I have no choice but to agree with OP. Shame on you, Sands!!  |
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Post by kipper on Jun 28, 2007 13:55:16 GMT
This one will really challenge your Art antennae. We're talking singer (in band) here. Note notes to the "piece" and it was done in the early years, so some leeway given to the creator, for uncontrolled naffness due to young age. However, no full-ticket excuses, 'cos we're claiming "art student" status for this person, apparently (i would've thrown them out) before a life of stage fame. This is a chance to redeem yourself Dazz Bacon ....  |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 28, 2007 14:13:21 GMT
Its unheard of for Rock Stars to emerge from Art Schools, Kip, so this should be easy...they're far more likely to take Business Studies..if they had them in those far off days. Ermm..could be anyone..possibly a Beatle..looks too slapdash to be a Sutcliffe and he didn't exactly achieve Pop Stardom...erm oh dear I'm rambling already and I havent even had a drink.. Godammit - John Lennon..again  ..er no have we done Paul McCartney. Macca! |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 28, 2007 14:14:56 GMT
No hang on..Syd Barret went to Art School.
Syd.
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jun 28, 2007 14:23:37 GMT
You're taking an uncomfortably long time, Kip. You havent fallen asleep huh? |
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