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Post by Pink Betty on Apr 29, 2007 9:37:34 GMT
Sadly, what with still being banned from the Cheeseboard, i will be unable to deliver whatever scraps we manage to scrape up.....  |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2007 12:09:29 GMT
Sorry I had to go to a meeting of the << cough >> Bilderberg Group. I got an invite off David Icke and felt that any opportunity for a good booze up was too good to pass by. I'm not sure what I've got into but I can't mention the Cheese board and err..and other members for oh at least a few hours. I must say the human sacrifice was a bit much but had a most convivial chat with Pr. Philip and Jimmy Carter who told me all about how they bumped off Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, Pr. Diana amongst many others. Q. Interesting.  Kissinger, Arena and Top Kat...with me - with false moustache - lurking in the background as per usual. |
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Post by Pink Betty on Apr 29, 2007 12:12:59 GMT
Oh good - i can put my bra back on  I've got nearly 3 kilos of cheese collected - what am i going to do with it all...... |
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Post by sandywinder on Apr 29, 2007 12:31:21 GMT
Surely that's Lord Lucan at the back. No, the real one stupid. |
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Post by sandywinder on Apr 29, 2007 12:32:58 GMT
Oh good - i can put my bra back on I've got nearly 3 kilos of cheese collected - what am i going to do with it all...... I don't know but I have three ounces of pork scratchings going spare. There could be a joke there. |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2007 12:37:01 GMT
Surely that's Lord Lucan at the back. No, the real one stupid. Well I'm sorry but I really can't divulge that information and what makes you think they aren't one and the same.  You've got the wrong chap..I thought the makeup man did a a most veritable good job oh yess siree! Do you want poppadoms with that? |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2007 12:42:18 GMT
Oh good - i can put my bra back on I've got nearly 3 kilos of cheese collected - what am i going to do with it all...... Lets the kids climb through the holes..a kind of garden climbing frame cum trampoline. |
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Post by Pink Betty on Apr 29, 2007 12:47:49 GMT
A little creative sculpture and some cunning paint effects.....  ...they look so much better than garden gnomes. |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2007 12:49:41 GMT
I have been asked to pass this message on. Who can deal with it? We are holding Daz and will behead him on May 1st unless we receive seven kilos of vintage stilton and a case of the Nought Seven port. Believe us, Trappist von Ementhal-Brie. PS. And a packet of thin captain's biscuits please. Well its bound to be vintage cheese if its from your place..it's been laying around for ages. Its the most underused cheese board in the world. Theres a piece of stinky brie left there - lets face it no-one can stand the stuff!! - that hasn't been touched since Lady Havershams Wedding. Y'know the one you attended Mimi but turned out to be a bit of a wash out. Anyway I broke free! - Arena couldn't tie up a Sunday Roast...well actually I've yet to see any Chef tie up a Sunday roast properly. Not that I could to be honest..but then I'm not a bleedin' Michelin Star Chef!!!  |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2007 12:55:35 GMT
Thats err..extremely good. hmm..I see a business opportunity here..interactive sculptures of various animals and foodstuffs (with large holes in). ..the holes can be seen as 'wormholes in space'...or erm..the 'emptiness that surrounds us and is always ready to gobble us up'....erm...death/sudden disappearance. I'd be great as a modern artist..although I'm useless at art ........actually I forgot thats a positive asset! |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2007 13:00:33 GMT
.........it didn't take long to catch on.  Holy Cheese! |
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