water

[Daz Madrigal]

I thought Popes were supposed to be caring individuals with deep emotions, sympathies?...feelings?..a mere 9% is but a drop in the Ocean of life. Why am I not surprised.



Then again Myra Hindley virtually swims in Water. When emotions turn negative...

heart rules the head.

Isn't Ian wonderful?

No.



No earth. Lacks practicality, groundedness, stability. etc..all those seemingly boring things are in fact essential.

[Daz Madrigal]

The Man Cannae take any aore, Captain!



Dr. Jack Kevorkian.whatevs..the nice doctor who puts people out of their misery. Admirable intellectually but somehow one wouldn't want to break down the barricades as being the initiator and volunteering for the job.



No water..acts without feelings interfering.

Is that a good thing? ..well yeah. Probably.

[Daz Madrigal]

I'm gonna keep this thing goin for the sheer hell of it. Maybe one day I'll sell them on pizzas and make a profit..

This is Joan Rivers..



No water..not a sensitive flour for pizzology. For those whole like a tough chewy base but a light airy topping with a dose of hot chili.

[Daz Madrigal]

I'm gonna keep this thing goin for the sheer hell of it. Maybe one day I'll sell them on pizzas and make a profit..

This is Joan Rivers..



No water..not a sensitive flour for pizzology. For those who enjoy a tough chewy base but a light airy topping sprinkled with a dose of hot chili.

Falls apart in the mouth..held together tenuously with a slight spread of cheese. Was wrinkled until heavily rolled with pin.


Oh blimey..it Mick Hucknalls birthday as well.



Err..lots of water...that would explain the bombarding of love letters and laughably romantic cards he used to send a female friend of mine. Yeah he was a bit of a sentimentalist.

I wish I could say something awful about him but he's not quite the prat he appears. Then again with money maybe he's changed and become corrupted with delusions of grandeur.

[chrislord1970]

You're not going all David Icke on us are you Daz?

[Daz Madrigal]

If it means getting rich - yes!

But don't worry, Chris..with your stage schooling I've gone into over drive and come up with Judy Garland.

If this doesnt convince everyone once and for all then ..well I'll just carry on as normal to be honest...

It was her birthday yesterday - well it would were she alive - and obviously knowing the life story it was clear cut that emotion would be to the fore.



I was right of course!

[Daz Madrigal]

Nick Drake, soft emotional sensitive singer songwriter = water.

Not really my thing at all.

I'd guess Kip was an airy type by his breezy and pithy comments..add some fire for adventure and risk taking and theres your man. Maybe he's got a soft, sensitive side well hidden but it won't be as prominent as the aforementioned.

I'd expect Sandy to fall under the same category but he's quite earthy and rational so we'd predict air and earth for him. Mel I already know is the sensitive water element...expect some mermaid themed avatar soon. Dara likewise mainly water but with a fiery twist let loose on the general public via very loud tuneless Punk music.

And so there is the undisputed evidence of thee elemental forces at work here in thee Lounge.

Thee Master, with help from his able assistant Mr. Madrigal.

[Daz Madrigal]

I'm going back to something I know about...i.e. not naff paintings

You'll recall that earlier we chose ..well I chose Judy Garland to impress upon Chris Lord the rather obvious emotionalism of the water signs as displayed by people as diverse as Judy Garland to Nick Drake...

Well heres another to add to the list..Fire + Water = Edith Piaf.



I wonder if emotional singers appeal more to fellow emoters or do people like me just lazily use them to do the emoting for them.

[kipper]

Dazz Tea-Leaves: "I'd guess Kip was an airy type by his breezy and pithy comments..add some fire for adventure and risk taking and theres your man. Maybe he's got a soft, sensitive side well hidden but it won't be as prominent as the aforementioned"

Mmmm,
I'm slightly airy, but I don't wax, or anything like that.
And it's true, I do have a sensitive side - I knocked my left elbow on the batmobile door and it's been very tender since.

If I were to tell you my exact birth date, we could nail a reading, once and for all... trouble is I was found in a bin, and simply given the name "Biffa". On the new birth certificate, under D.O.B. it simply says: "collected on wednesdays only"

[sandywinder]

madrigalman said:

I'm going back to something I know about...i.e. not naff paintings

You'll recall that earlier we chose ..well I chose Judy Garland to impress upon Chris Lord the rather obvious emotionalism of the water signs as displayed by people as diverse as Judy Garland to Nick Drake...

Well heres another to add to the list..Fire + Water = Edith Piaf.



I wonder if emotional singers appeal more to fellow emoters or do people like me just lazily use them to do the emoting for them.

Sorry Daz but FIRE + WATER = GLOBAL WARMING.

[Daz Madrigal]

No..thats FIRE + PETROL.

As for the warming, it appears to be coming from the central heating than any outside forces.

[Daz Madrigal]

kipper said:

Dazz Tea-Leaves: "I'd guess Kip was an airy type by his breezy and pithy comments..add some fire for adventure and risk taking and theres your man. Maybe he's got a soft, sensitive side well hidden but it won't be as prominent as the aforementioned"

Mmmm,
I'm slightly airy, but I don't wax, or anything like that.
And it's true, I do have a sensitive side - I knocked my left elbow on the batmobile door and it's been very tender since.

If I were to tell you my exact birth date, we could nail a reading, once and for all... trouble is I was found in a bin, and simply given the name "Biffa". On the new birth certificate, under D.O.B. it simply says: "collected on wednesdays only"

You don't wax, Kip? Now don't be coy, you're already wearing a body stocking which is uncomfortable enough without removing all those 'unsightly hairs'.

Wayne waxes - thats a gag! - and you tend to work..err..rather closely.

[Pink Betty]

madrigalman said:

Mel I already know is the sensitive water element...expect some mermaid themed avatar soon.

I quite like this one (i think someone else has posted it here recently) - mel sitting in Gargs's Martini glass - i hope i don't squash his olive.



But don't i have some earth Daz? An earth sign can't be all water....can it?

[kipper]

I'm wondering Dazz/Mel

Is it possible to have one element almost completely controlling the pie? Sort of like ... 90% water, or summat ? I assume the calculations would never allow that?

Fancy being 95% fire ! Like ...er... I dunno...Joan of arc

[Daz Madrigal]

This one shows extensive flooding although not quite to the 99% mark. Its an interesting hypothesis, Kip.



thats Kurt Cobains and its noticeabley lacking in any fire whatsoever. He wants to be entertained and energised but its not quite happening.

Far too sensitive for my liking, stuff like Nirvana and Joy Division doesn't do much to lift the spirit. In fact Ian Curtis isn't much better...but these are extreme examples. Thats the rule of thumb - always use EXTREME examples.



Woe is me! (twice).