Smokers

[gustavski]

Now that smokers are scurrying from place tp place to find a place to have a quick drag i am sure you will be interestd in the Private Eye "cut out" of places where you can smoke.
Swimming Pools
yes... If there is no water
no ...If there is a lifeguard

Confessional box
yes... If there is a priest present and you wish to confess to smoking
no.... If you have gone in there for a f-ag

The Bikesheds
Yes... If it is behind the bikeshed
No... If it is in front of them

Public Toilets
Yes... if you are a cottager
No... if other cottagers object.

Ben Nevis
Yes.....If it is raining
No ... If you are using a hand -held mobile phone.

Internet Cafe
Yes.... If it has no sides
No... If it has sides and a roof

Creatorium.

yes ... if you are dead
No if you have gone to pay your last respcts to a loved one.

gus

[motorist]

Here's a site set up so you can find places that have areas for you to smoke:

www.smokerswelcome.co.uk

When you put in an area, though, I think it has to be general, e.g., "London"

[sandywinder]

Is smoking in cars still allowed? Seems a bit daft if the driver can smoke a ciggy whilst driving?

[gustavski]

sandywinder said:

Is smoking in cars still allowed? Seems a bit daft if the driver can smoke a ciggy whilst driving?

God luv a duck am I ever glad I gave it up. It seems to be a nightmare now.
I remember when each pub was thick with smoke. It was allowed in the cinema and one could see the smoke swirling in the light from the projector. I also remember an awful habit of the Brits of dropping their dog ends on the floor in a pub even if it had carpets. This seems to be not so bad anymore.

gus

[Nathan deGargoyle]

sandywinder said:

Is smoking in cars still allowed? Seems a bit daft if the driver can smoke a ciggy whilst driving?

Allowed in private vehicles and company vehicles in private use at the time. So if you're in your company Rolls, Sandy, you can smoke if you're on your way home, but not if you are travelling between business meetings.

[everso]

pinkgoyle said:

sandywinder said:

Is smoking in cars still allowed? Seems a bit daft if the driver can smoke a ciggy whilst driving?

Allowed in private vehicles and company vehicles in private use at the time. So if you're in your company Rolls, Sandy, you can smoke if you're on your way home, but not if you are travelling between business meetings.

At our firm you cannot smoke in company vehicles at any time.

At our local hospital, not only can't you smoke in the hospital (not so daft as it sounds - I remember smoking being allowed on the wards) but you can't smoke in the grounds, car park or even in your car if it's in the car park!

[gustavski]

everso said:

pinkgoyle said:

Allowed in private vehicles and company vehicles in private use at the time. So if you're in your company Rolls, Sandy, you can smoke if you're on your way home, but not if you are travelling between business meetings.

At our firm you cannot smoke in company vehicles at any time.

At our local hospital, not only can't you smoke in the hospital (not so daft as it sounds - I remember smoking being allowed on the wards) but you can't smoke in the grounds, car park or even in your car if it's in the car park!

Hello everso are you the same everso from you know where, which you won't be if you are not. Christ I tied myself up in a knot there ;D

gus

[sandywinder]

pinkgoyle said:

sandywinder said:

Is smoking in cars still allowed? Seems a bit daft if the driver can smoke a ciggy whilst driving?

Allowed in private vehicles and company vehicles in private use at the time. So if you're in your company Rolls, Sandy, you can smoke if you're on your way home, but not if you are travelling between business meetings.

Thanks Nate.