Post by Daz Madrigal on Jan 29, 2007 12:16:14 GMT
Don't blame me - the translators either on drugs or hopeless.
There's a career opportunity here, Darinka!
10 of the rules of imitation violent activities in the workplace Thursday 26 Jan 2006
1. Never walk without a document in your hands. People with documents in the hands look like hard-working employees who are sent to the important meeting. People with empty hands look like going in a cafe. People with the newspaper in the hands appear to be going to the toilet. In addition, be sure to drag a pile of any securities when going home in the evening, thus giving the impression that you are working more than they actually were.
2. Use your computer to look busy. Every time you use the computer, it looks like "work" for the accidental observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, generally do anything that even remotely related to the work. This is not quite the social benefits, which would say supporters of the computer revolution, but those are not bad. If you zalovit Bos-and you are sure to zalovit-your best protection state you studied new software, and thus save money, which would have to be spent on your education.
3. Whorehouse on the table. Senior management can go, leaving the table empty. For all the rest of it will look like if we work hard enough. Soorudite piles of documents around their jobs. The Observer last year is the same as the current value is only volume. Nagromozdite in normal and everything. If you needed someone to come, zaroyte document, which you can use, in mid-block and look for it when a visitor arrived.
4. Vacation. Never respond to telephone calls, if you have voice mail. People call you not to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. So live it. Put all calls through vice mail. If someone leaves a message for you and it threatens the reply to him during the lunch hour, when you know that a person is not available, it creates the impression that you are a person of great responsibility and good faith.
5. Appear nervous and razdrajennym. There is a need to constantly try to look nervous razdrajennym and that the boss with the impression that you are all the time busy.
6. Get to work late. Always leave from work late, especially if the boss is on the ground. You can read magazines and books for reading has always lacked the night before to leave. Make sure that your way to go out of doors by him. Send important messages during non-working hours (21:35, 7:05, etc.) and during public holidays.
7. Creative vzdahanie. Loud vzdahaite when around many people to be impressed that you are under tremendous pressure.
8. Stabelnaya strategy. Not vzgromozditi many documents on the table. Stack on the floor more books (best suited thick computer manuals).
9. Building the dictionary. View couple of computer magazines and zauchite slovecki slang and the names of new products. Free use them in conversations with the boss. Remember : not necessarily that they understand you, but then it will be impressive.
10. DO NOT SEND THIS TO BOSS Error! ! !
There's a career opportunity here, Darinka!
10 of the rules of imitation violent activities in the workplace Thursday 26 Jan 2006
1. Never walk without a document in your hands. People with documents in the hands look like hard-working employees who are sent to the important meeting. People with empty hands look like going in a cafe. People with the newspaper in the hands appear to be going to the toilet. In addition, be sure to drag a pile of any securities when going home in the evening, thus giving the impression that you are working more than they actually were.
2. Use your computer to look busy. Every time you use the computer, it looks like "work" for the accidental observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, generally do anything that even remotely related to the work. This is not quite the social benefits, which would say supporters of the computer revolution, but those are not bad. If you zalovit Bos-and you are sure to zalovit-your best protection state you studied new software, and thus save money, which would have to be spent on your education.
3. Whorehouse on the table. Senior management can go, leaving the table empty. For all the rest of it will look like if we work hard enough. Soorudite piles of documents around their jobs. The Observer last year is the same as the current value is only volume. Nagromozdite in normal and everything. If you needed someone to come, zaroyte document, which you can use, in mid-block and look for it when a visitor arrived.
4. Vacation. Never respond to telephone calls, if you have voice mail. People call you not to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. So live it. Put all calls through vice mail. If someone leaves a message for you and it threatens the reply to him during the lunch hour, when you know that a person is not available, it creates the impression that you are a person of great responsibility and good faith.
5. Appear nervous and razdrajennym. There is a need to constantly try to look nervous razdrajennym and that the boss with the impression that you are all the time busy.
6. Get to work late. Always leave from work late, especially if the boss is on the ground. You can read magazines and books for reading has always lacked the night before to leave. Make sure that your way to go out of doors by him. Send important messages during non-working hours (21:35, 7:05, etc.) and during public holidays.
7. Creative vzdahanie. Loud vzdahaite when around many people to be impressed that you are under tremendous pressure.
8. Stabelnaya strategy. Not vzgromozditi many documents on the table. Stack on the floor more books (best suited thick computer manuals).
9. Building the dictionary. View couple of computer magazines and zauchite slovecki slang and the names of new products. Free use them in conversations with the boss. Remember : not necessarily that they understand you, but then it will be impressive.
10. DO NOT SEND THIS TO BOSS Error! ! !
