Christian Evangelical Film Reviews

[Daz Madrigal]

Guess the film reviewed?

Ignominy in this cult flick included homosexual song and talk, homosexual presences and practices, and vulgar behavior such as a man's head between a man's legs behind translucent drapes; detailed statue nudity, nudity in plain view and behind translucent drapes, intercourse behind the same; inappropriate touch (both hetero- and homosexual) and begging for it, very brief clothing, group licking/kissing; transvestism, adults in underwear, suggestive (homosexual) eye movements; vulgar positioning in very brief clothing, explicit homosexual song/dance; expressions such as "There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure" speaking to trying homosexuality. Among the non-sexual ignominy were the three/four letter word vocabulary, God's name in vain both with and without the four letter expletive, an unseen but heard pickax murder, raygun murder, cannibalist meal of Meatloaf (I wonder from where that idea came). There is more, a lot more but the point is made for the wholesome moviegoer.

Sound good!!

[Chavette rushing through]

Pride and Prejudice?

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The Sound of Music

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[Fluffy Lancaster]

Singin in the Rain?

Wasn't Gene Kelly erm..well he always liked dressing up as a Sailor.

[Sweet Transvestite]

That's not a review, it's an advert!

[Daz Madrigal]

One of the scenes in this episode was of an oriental prostitute slicing up five dead bodies into smaller pieces so the five bodies could be fit into a car trunk

There is a lot more to the content to this film but I suspect the scoring as shown in the Findings/Scoring section is enough to impart its caliber to you. *** **** is yet another film that tends to remind me of the paintings in which a gaggle of demons dance and prance about a boiling cauldron, shrieking with glee as they toss soul after soul into the cauldron of Hell, cauterizing any veins of escape.

I am not going to spend any time summarizing the listing in the Findings/Scoring section in this report. The listing speaks volumes about the content of this film. Nor am I going to provide a list of Scriptures which apply to the sins demonstrated in this film. You probably have a Bible. Every other "shalt not" in the Bible was likely violated in this film. Let the "Selected Scriptures of Armour..." suffice.

Mary Poppins?

[Yellow Basters]

Sin City

Image modded for copyright but worth a look anyway

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Yellow said:

Sin City

Image modded for copyright but worth a look anyway

This page can not be found.

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[Nathan deGargoyle]

Works for me Gus. Oh well, try

This link instead

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pinkgoyle said:

Works for me Gus. Oh well, try

This link instead

How dare you print a picture of me owd granny trying to earn an honest crust

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[Nathan deGargoyle]

I can see the headlines now, Gus.

I was Mother Theresa's Secret Love-Grandchild

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pinkgoyle said:

I can see the headlines now, Gus.

I was Mother Theresa's Secret Love-Grandchild

Nah! She was never in the black hole of Calcutta, O' Connell street Dublin though. She was there supping the black stuff through a straw for a quick high
She told me that she was on the very street when Padraig Pearse and James Connolly declared the Independance in the Post office. Long live the Republic.

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[Daz Madrigal]

Issues of violence include, for example, the presentation of the concept of using firearms to control others, exceedingly dangerous fireworks and matches in the hands of an adolescent, a threat to hang another character by the neck and extensive child meanness. One more item of a violent nature I would like to point out that is not likely noticed by most adult viewers but is by most kids with their hawk-like, light-speed attention to detail was the human silhouette firearm target with bullet holes in it in Sid's room. [Prov. 13:2]

Impudent and hateful matters include Potato Head taking his lips off and kissing his own posterior with them to express his opinion of another, lots of name-calling, arguing, brat tactics, adolescent meanness and one veiled foul word. [Ps. 119:22, Prov. 18:3, Rom. 12:18]

The only sexually-oriented content of *** ***** was a quite suggestive character called "Legs" which is a pair of adult human female-looking legs attached to (I think) a yo-yo, making it a walking yo-yo. That would seem innocuous enough but the "bare skin" legs did not stop at what would be the hemline of, say, a pair of street shorts.

Hemlines above the knee?

Disgusting!!