How to wipe your arse

[sandywinder]

11. Being prepared to read long-winded pointless tosh.

I think number 11 puts me back in the running Piccy.

If you write on paper like you post on here, Piccy, you wouldn't need to worry about buying toilet paper.

[Daz Madrigal]

trust Mel too clean up the mess..



Such Grace, such Decorum, such..well Good Breeding!

[Pink Betty]

madrigalman said:

trust Mel too clean up the mess..



Such Grace, such Decorum, such..well Good Breeding!

LOL!

(mr Pink and i got a bit squiffy last night - a rare happening - and one that ensures all grace and decorum goes out the window....he snogged (oh how that word dates me!) me in public....and a good time was had by all)

[piccione]

////I think number 11 puts me back in the running Piccy.////

Well you’ve slightly amended the qualifying criteria Sands by adding point 11. But since that only proves your keenness to participate in the pilot scheme, I’ll put in a good word for you with the project manager.

Start keeping a 'bog log' diary now.....

////If you write on paper like you post on here, Piccy, you wouldn't need to worry about buying toilet paper.////

Nah Sands – I do that solely for your benefit. I’m glad you’re so appreciative. I take that as an encouragement – and I won’t let you down. ;D

I think I can safely say you’ll be excused for ‘wasting paper’ by printing off my posts and framing them to put them up on your wall, only to look at them in admiration every single day....

PS: Sorry Pinkmel but with /that/ photo indicating a very ‘generous’ and decadent attitude towards the (mis)use of toilet role you will /never/ be accepted on the project.

Perhaps that was your intention....

Shame on you!

[kipper]

TEAM LEADER, methinks:

[Mel]

O M G !!!!

where did you get that pic?

I wish i still looked that good!