Post by Pink Betty on Feb 22, 2007 20:13:19 GMT
Graham Norton is back - on bbc2
These from his site:
Best submissions so far:
Joseph Doherty
Heard this from a customer at my work...
"I want a refund or a replacement, 'cos this banana isn't as pleasing as my friend said it'd be"........ Hmm. Okay then!
Jay
Bloke on the phone, walking down High Street Kensington: 'Well, I'd love to come, but unfortunately I'm in Rome at the moment.'
treehavn
Picture the scene: Oxford Street - A respectable-looking, middle-aged man takes solace from the crowds against a shopfront in order to take a call on his mobile phone.
As I walk past I hear... "Yes, yes. I've bought you a really good present. Yeah, you'll love it, it's great, it's definitely worth anal this time."
Sarah
Overheard on a flight...
Teen girl 1: He broke up with me on Facebook!
Teen girl 2: Like, on your wall?
Teen girl 1: No, he just changed his status back to 'Single'!
Tessa Whiteoak
Walking past a group of teenage girls. One girl tells the others 'and I said to her, you can't take any pills to change that f***ing face.'
Beth
On a bus in London one day - it was very crowded, and I was standing beside two men...
Gary: I used to date guys, but I've met this really nice girl.
Guy friend: Come on, you really don't think you can see this going anywhere!
Gary: I don't know, she's different, I've never felt this way before
Guy friend: You do know she's a lesbian?
Gary: Sure, but I fancy her, so she could fancy me
Guy friend: I think I'll get off at the next stop
These from his site:
Best submissions so far:
Joseph Doherty
Heard this from a customer at my work...
"I want a refund or a replacement, 'cos this banana isn't as pleasing as my friend said it'd be"........ Hmm. Okay then!
Jay
Bloke on the phone, walking down High Street Kensington: 'Well, I'd love to come, but unfortunately I'm in Rome at the moment.'
treehavn
Picture the scene: Oxford Street - A respectable-looking, middle-aged man takes solace from the crowds against a shopfront in order to take a call on his mobile phone.
As I walk past I hear... "Yes, yes. I've bought you a really good present. Yeah, you'll love it, it's great, it's definitely worth anal this time."
Sarah
Overheard on a flight...
Teen girl 1: He broke up with me on Facebook!
Teen girl 2: Like, on your wall?
Teen girl 1: No, he just changed his status back to 'Single'!
Tessa Whiteoak
Walking past a group of teenage girls. One girl tells the others 'and I said to her, you can't take any pills to change that f***ing face.'
Beth
On a bus in London one day - it was very crowded, and I was standing beside two men...
Gary: I used to date guys, but I've met this really nice girl.
Guy friend: Come on, you really don't think you can see this going anywhere!
Gary: I don't know, she's different, I've never felt this way before
Guy friend: You do know she's a lesbian?
Gary: Sure, but I fancy her, so she could fancy me
Guy friend: I think I'll get off at the next stop