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[leo]

Would anyone like to talk about horoscopes?

[Pink Betty]

If you like....Daz?

[sandywinder]

I read mine the other day.

It said don't be so blooming gullible.

[Pink Betty]

I haven't read mine in years. And I used to...a lot.

I wonder if it is down to a happy domestic arrangement? When I was married I read them every day!

[Daz Madrigal]

Astrology = the worlds oldest profession

..then some of them after a long days labour - and believe me its hard work! - had 'natural urges' (as Gus calls them) and invented the worlds 2nd oldest profession in Civilisation

Civilisation began in Iraq of all places (and looks like finishing there).

Horoscopes = invented by a bored newspaper editor to sell his rag in the 1920's and has nothing whatsover to do with the noble Arte of Astrologie.

Hope that helps, LeoLady!

[darinka]

i forget it after couple of seconds.

[mystic meg]

darinka said:

i forget it after couple of seconds.

I think that is the best way....as with childbirth.

[Daz Madrigal]

darinka said:

i forget it after couple of seconds.

Once you've gone back for seconds thats it you can't have a couple of go's.

I miss the Dara dinner menu..I suppose its gone back to normal now

...what happened to the sales of bird meat dropping 50 per cent..has it gone back to normal. You dont have to dodge birds suddenly dying midflight?

[Daz Madrigal]

First let me make it clear, Mrs.Leo that there are 9 planets in the Solar System. Two weeks ago there 10, the day after Madrigal assures me it had suddenly jumped up to 12!

Now several have disappeared and its gone to 8 which is bad news for fans of Pluto the dog.

so if we're mad then god only knows what that lot are..you can tell its a slow news day when the mad ramblings of astronomers head the front pages

[leo]

I've only just started reading my horoscope and it seems strangely accurate.

[darinka]

madrigalman said:

darinka said:

i forget it after couple of seconds.

Once you've gone back for seconds thats it you can't have a couple of go's.

I miss the Dara dinner menu..I suppose its gone back to normal now

...what happened to the sales of bird meat dropping 50 per cent..has it gone back to normal. You dont have to dodge birds suddenly dying midflight?

our menu is very boring. but today i had a spinach which was fine.
no birds with discount:(

[Pink Betty]

leo said:

I've only just started reading my horoscope and it seems strangely accurate.

Tell us more Leo!

What's in store? Which n'paper is giving you strangely accurate info?

Be a giver!

[Daz Madrigal]

We have strict Bid flu controls in operation here



What this has to do with horoscopes I'm not sure

[mimi]

Astrology is complete rubbish. Except for the bit about Sagittarians being so marvellous and lovable, adventurous and generous to a fault.

[a merman I be]

mimi2 said:

Astrology is complete rubbish. Except for the bit about Sagittarians being so marvellous and lovable, adventurous and generous to a fault.

Wasn't Novocaine a Sagittarius?

...yes okay its 'all' complete rubbish. Sunsigns aren't astrology by the way but..erm I'm tempted to give up on the subject. Who is Leo anyway..how did you find us - are you friend or foe?

..These forums are becoming daft..you don't sound like an 81yr old to me, Mimi