tea and biscuits anyone?

[Daz Madrigal]

GARIBALDI...inventor of thee biscuit.

Happy Birthday!

[Pink Betty]

Ta very much...i don't mind if i do.

Fancy one of mine?

[Digestive]

Garibaldi's aren't very good dunking biscuits though.

[sandywinder]

admin said:

Ta very much...i don't mind if i do.

Fancy one of mine?

That's a crack not a cracker.

[purple joggers]

admin said:

The gloves should be red, of course.

Notts Forest chose their strip colour in admiration of Guiseppe Garibaldi, in fact I believe for their initial matches they turned out not just in red shirts but also red floppy hats with tassels.

I'm sure Everton matches would be more interesting if the players wore hats - maybe the same as the Toffee Lady wears. In fact same strip too, if it comes to that.




Another sport honours Garibaldi this year, it being his 200th anniversary (since born). The Giro d'Italia starts on May 12th at Caprera where GG lived for a while and also where he's buried.
Three weeks later the Giro winner takes the biscuit.

[mimi]

When I lived in Italy, long long ago, not many people there knew that Garibaldi was a biscuit. Not many people know this.

[sandywinder]

And not many people know that Monsieur Chocolate Hobnob was a famous French patriot.

[Daz Madrigal]

Do you remember that BBC game they had with naming biscuits after the alphabet and no-one could get the X and Z.. apart from the Genie Genius Goddess, Anna-host who had the answers at her fingertips.

Crikey whats this place turning into...favourite foods, dietary advice, Obesity, Anorexia, Tounge studs and tattoos..plus a..

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welcome to Daz's edition of HEAT - ONLINE

Free Horoscopes provided by Dazzie himself!

Aries

Nice day for sitting in the garden with a bottle of chilled wine and laughing at people who have emigrated to Australia.

Taurus

Ditto.

..but dont forget the gardening!

Gemini

You are in two minds on what to do - but then you always are.

Oh and abandon the idea of building a kit home in Gateshead..it won't work out - and thats a prediction!

Cancer

Born under the sign of the Crab...try looking in a few rock pools or be adventurous and try paddling or be even MORE adventurous (unlike you usually) and attempt to circum navigate the world non stop.

Leo

Stop trying to be the centre of attention by wandering around half naked in the street (males) or laying naked on a sun lounger in full view of the neighbours. Bloody typical!

Virgo

Stop worrying about Global Warming - it may never happen!

In fact..stop worrying. Period.

Libra

Your scales are in perfect balance right now because venus is stuck in Uranus - i got in first, predictable piccy! - so don't lie too long in the Sun or your scales will need to be realigned by a Reiki Practioner.

..see Cheese board for Reiki Crackpots Faith Healers.

Scorpio

Scorpions adore hot weather so today is your day! (unless you live in Alaska in which case dont bother reading this).

Sagittarius

I get a name beginning with << pause for dramatic effect>> N. Okay I know people are saying your mad - who knows maybe they're right but at least you've got company.

For all others...I'm afraid you are ALL about to go retrograde. So avoid all travel..esp Trains.

Capricorn

You miserable swine!

However if your lucky enough t be female like err..Mel..its a wonderful day for selling Sea Shells by the Sea shore but only until 1 pm. After that the Moon enters the House of Work and you'll feel a need to take over from hard pressed coleagues and post lots of lovely pictures on forums.

Aquarius

Its a Full Moon mate..stop fannying around talking twaddle and get out in the Sun you restless maniac. Sunstroke is always preferable to Brain fever and can be more easily treated.

If you are unfortunate to be locked in a lunatic asylum this is the day to fly the coop!

Tonight the Moon will make you very very nervous but then Mars glides over Milan to conjoin Venus in Manchester in an Orgasmic jolt of Purest Joy and Glory!

...just in case take a bottle of valium along for the ride.

PISCES

You are a Water Sign which indicates that you are either spending the day in the Pub, going Carp fishing or Swimming and Diving into thee Sea.

If you cant swim avoid this advice - you are in danger of drowning.

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[Daz Madrigal]

Its no good asking women for an arrowroot..they never know where they are.

They don't have spacial skills, they just have special needs.

[Pink Betty]

madrigalman said:

Its no good asking women for an arrowroot..they never know where they are.

They don't have spacial skills, they just have special needs.

Wonderful horror scopes Dazzie.

i keep my arrowroot in my kitchen cupboard....is that bad Feng Sushi?

[Daz Madrigal]

Not if its facing a different direction to the house, Mel.

If it is then try to rebuild the house using Al Johnson's Kit building Set so that the house is facing North (if the biscuit is S) or South (if biscuit is facing N).

that'll be £200.

[Name begins with N]

madrigalman said:

Sagittarius

I get a name beginning with << pause for dramatic effect>> N. Okay I know people are saying your mad - who knows maybe they're right but at least you've got company.

For all others...I'm afraid you are ALL about to go retrograde. So avoid all travel..esp Trains.

Stop twisting my melon, man.

That is spot on.

Someone did say I was "mad as a brush" today, but I was enjoying the company so I let it ride.

(I purposely missed my train by 30 seconds hoping to avoid calamity and I hitched a lift home. Thanks for the tip off)

You said nothing about me getting that library book back out of the post box though.

Come to think about it, you couldn't be bothered to warn me that I was going to post a library book into a post box for no good reason.

That would have been a kind thing to do.

[guy]

madrigalman said:

Libra

Your scales are in perfect balance right now because venus is stuck in Uranus - i got in first, predictable piccy! - so don't lie too long in the Sun or your scales will need to be realigned by a Reiki Practioner.

..see Cheese board for Reiki Crackpots Faith Healers.



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So if Venus is removed from my Uranus will my scales be knocked out of synch? If so, is there any alternative to Reiki? Something pharmaceutical perhaps?

[Daz Madrigal]

You might be able to have trepanning done on the NHS.

This may not realign the Chakras but it will allow any unbalanced demons to escape through a little hole in thy skull.

My advice therefore is that after the hole is drilled - some do this via DIY although I wouldn't advise it from previous experience - its important to desist for wearing a hat or any other potential blocking agents for several weeks.

Allow thee Spirits to run around like little mischevoius children and then shoo them away..if they refuse to go - shoot them.

[guy]

madrigalman said:

You might be able to have trepanning done on the NHS.

This may not realign the Chakras but it will allow any unbalanced demons to escape through a little hole in thy skull.

My advice therefore is that after the hole is drilled - some do this via DIY although I wouldn't advise it from previous experience - its important to desist for wearing a hat or any other potential blocking agents for several weeks.

Allow thee Spirits to run around like little mischevoius children and then shoo them away..if they refuse to go - shoot them.

Sounds interesting, although I'm a little worried about going hatless. What if it rains?



Anyway, back to the bisc .........




... and a pot of Earl Grey was it sir?