air and air style

[Daz Madrigal]

Happy Birthday David Beckham..



Its interestingly airy..he really isn't that bothered he just goes with the flow and makes little fuss. The Zen like calm is the result of an unusual confluence of this airy detachment and a lack of great intellect.

One almost envy's it.

[sandywinder]

Does the amount of air suggest what he has in his head?

[kipper]

Lovely David, swings the ball
Horrible Posh, hated by all

[Daz Madrigal]

Lovely David passes the ball,

The rest of the team can't at all.

..and that goes for BOTH of them!!!

3-0!

[Daz Madrigal]

Orson Welles is a bit of a hero of mine..



...I'd be far happier to share my Element Cake with him than I would with David Beckham. Wheres it gone, Orson?





































YOU GREEDY BASTARD!

[Daz Madrigal]

sandywinder said:

Does the amount of air suggest what he has in his head?

Thats a gross slur on David who I thnk is a much maligned figure...its just ain't hip to be a nice clean living guy who doesnt do nasty stuff to others.

Heres a tip Davie Boy..beat up a few photographers and people will LIKE YOU MORE.

...AND SADLY ITS TRUE!

Go into Rehab and tell everyone of your DRUG HELL

People will love it. Idiots on the Cheese will chuckle in a superior way and snigger as they inform us 'I told you he was useless'. Let them have their pound of flesh, David?

..ah but Air isnt easily pinned down. He's happy enough..so why bother with the merely envious.

[Daz Madrigal]

Detached and breezy, adaptable - the slimy little toad is little else!..



Well done, Mel..see me outside my Study for your Hogwarts School Award!

[Daz Madrigal]

Dali's birthday today. A masterful painter with brilliant technique but someone who divides opinion.




I've got a few biographys lying around so I should be able to pin down the great but eccentric genius.

A lack of Air was made up by his ability to concoct curious shapes with facial 'air! Air is adaptable, and can change faces to suit different people therefore a distinct lack of it results in someone who lacks objectivity and mutability.

Its a case of take it or leave it - this is moi!

[Daz Madrigal]

I've discovered a new way of making my pizza interesting ..I find the person with the nearest ingredients to mine and study them carefully.

Sooo er..I got a tv..cook



Love him or hate him...usually the latter. He does have the insouciant independence and slightly slapdash approach we'd expect.

Erm..I must look up the wine swilling chef whose name I seem to have forgotten.

..which might be good cos it raises the chances of gettin a reply.

[Pink Betty]

Keith somebody.....?

[pink mel]

got it - Keith Floyd

[Daz Madrigal]

Oh we're gettin somewhere now! Oddly enough Jamie Oliver falls under the same category...a bit spontaeous and slapdash, throw a bit of this and that in...feck measuring stuff.

Whereas..with lots of Earth they'd measure each spoonful. See its vair vair similar to Pizzology, in fact, if I had the time I'd set up a Pizzology website (without telling Sandy). I mean if Jackie Stallone can read bottoms then I can read pizzas..and if anyone wants to send me any pizzas to read simply ask for my address.

Talkin of spontaneity, a deceased footballer, who also liked a drink or 10, but as can be seen from thee 'elements'...water wasn't one of his favourite tipples.



Similarities to Beckham but more unbalanced.

[sandywinder]

If that's George Best the element marked air should read alcohol. Hic!

[kipper]

Weirdly I'd like to see Victoria Beckham's chart - will it be 99% air?

[Daz Madrigal]

No probs, kip.



Its odd to say the least. No earth!

She's not terribly grounded in the real world then. Oddly enough I don't find her irritating unlike Jordon, Tara..It girls..whatever..- and unlike the vast majority of the inmates residents in the Big Brother Asylum.