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Post by E.D. Wivens on Aug 18, 2006 13:33:51 GMT
OK, it’s roughly:- “You know how in all hero vs the evil Emperor films, the evil Emperor always leaves himself open to defeat by overlooking silly little details? If I were an evil Emperor, I wouldn’t overlook any of them. Also I would avoid following a pointless stereotype.” Hmm, it may be more fun to read Gargoyle’s version. When you get time  |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Aug 18, 2006 13:35:48 GMT
<< 2.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. >>
Bring back child labour!
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Aug 18, 2006 13:41:40 GMT
Theres a flaw. Why only Emperor..what if we Superhero's just laid down rules so that only Women could be given the role. And I cant think of any evil female Leaders - not even Thatcher, Wivens  - so that would render them impotent!  |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Aug 18, 2006 13:47:29 GMT
Y'know when you throw someone into a pit of flaming fire - which I do with regularity - how come the Evil Emperor always walks out but in skeletal form with bits of flesh hanging off him? I just thought of that whilst awaiting the indestructable re-emergence of Sandy Winder. No idea why? btw. if Exco reads this, which is more than unlikely - I'm beginning to sympathise with your plight. |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Aug 18, 2006 14:52:27 GMT
7.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."Thats my favourite so far!  |
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- so that would render them impotent!
