Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard 
a Child of the Matrix
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Sept 22, 2006 20:50:11 GMT
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. ;D
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
a Child of the Matrix
Posts: 11,120
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Sept 22, 2006 21:17:08 GMT
This is known as 'bumping' in the forum biz. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Muahahaha. Now thats quite funny without scraping the barrel.  |
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Post by Pink Betty on Sept 22, 2006 21:18:27 GMT
list - limping while pist?
I'll be no good at this Daz
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
a Child of the Matrix
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Sept 22, 2006 21:26:35 GMT
No..well I copied and pasted. You didn't think I came up with them did you  |
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Post by Pink Betty on Sept 22, 2006 21:27:49 GMT
 my dear, I know you copy and paste with the regularity of a children's entertainer!
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Post by Pink Betty on Sept 22, 2006 21:29:46 GMT
my dear, I know you copy and paste with the regularity of a children's entertainer! BUT IT'S OK!! apparently. Comediens adore sharing their stuff and don't mind in the least if you use it and pretend it's your own work....apparently |
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Post by mathilde on Sept 29, 2006 13:17:03 GMT
;D They're brilliant, Daz. Oyster's me favourite. And Gargoyle  |
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
a Child of the Matrix
Posts: 11,120
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Sept 29, 2006 13:22:47 GMT
Ta Mat. It was all me own work as well!  |
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my dear, I know you copy and paste with the regularity of a children's entertainer!
