Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard 
a Child of the Matrix
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 2, 2007 11:11:00 GMT
Eulogy for a Pigeon
Well, I had me a pigeon
By the name of Fred
But I done shot him
In the head
Had me a dog called Dirk
He was a loyal friend
But to him
I done put an end
I don't know why I done it
Honest, it ain't like me
But I ain't sad now I done it
'Cause a guy like me
has gotta be free!
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Post by Nathan deGargoyle on Mar 2, 2007 22:28:41 GMT
Knew a guy
Name of Daz
He was living an'breathing
'Til I turned on the gas
Mwaaahaahaahaahaahaa!
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Post by piccione on Mar 3, 2007 17:10:22 GMT
////Ode to Piccione////
Really Big Chief you shouldn't have......
I hope for your sake this isn’t the first sign of an Exco-like infatuation with me. You’ll only end up heart-broken. Looking at your err…avatar you haven’t got a leg to stand on against my lovely and gorgeous partner.....
///I don't know why I done it
Honest, it ain't like me
But I ain't sad now I done it
'Cause a guy like me
has gotta be free!///
On a positive note: If Tom Waits managed to stay dry for so many years /you/ should be able to overcome bestiality eventually. And the guilt-driven obsessive-compulsive urges for destroying all evidence err…afterwards.
Maybe some counselling would be of help...?
Well at least I know now what became of dear old cousin Fred....
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
a Child of the Matrix
Posts: 11,120
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 3, 2007 17:33:22 GMT
We need some 'pictorial evidence' of thine Beauty first before we can proclaim thee truth.
Call me a cynic but I've known people proclaim themselves 'Cognitive Psychologists and Philosophers of World wide Acclaim' only to be dragged to Gaol as criminals shortly afterwards.
The more you proclaim your infinite beauty the more thee clamour for some picture to gaze upon as a Muse.
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Post by piccione on Mar 3, 2007 20:00:55 GMT
////We need some 'pictorial evidence' of thine Beauty first before we can proclaim thee truth.////
/My/ beauty? Pay attention. It was my partner’s beauty (/loveliness/ actually…<sigh>) I was talking about. But I admit I’m biased.....
////Call me a cynic but I've known people proclaim themselves 'Cognitive Psychologists and Philosophers of World wide Acclaim' only to be dragged to Gaol as criminals shortly afterwards.////
And what makes you think that a /genuine/ 'Cognitive Psychologists and Philosophers of World wide Acclaim' could /not/ be a criminal….? Oh yeah I know: White-collar crime doesn’t exist! /Crime/ is a pastime of the ‘underclass’.....
////The more you proclaim your infinite beauty the more thee clamour for some picture to gaze upon as a Muse.
‘Infinite beauty‘?
I said I was ‘prettier’ than you.
Erm well yeah on second thought…I can believe you big-headed enough to think that state can only be achieved by ‘infinite beauty’....
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
a Child of the Matrix
Posts: 11,120
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 3, 2007 21:00:30 GMT
////We need some 'pictorial evidence' of thine Beauty first before we can proclaim thee truth.//// /My/ beauty? Pay attention. It was my partner’s beauty (/loveliness/ actually…<sigh>) I was talking about. But I admit I’m biased..... ////Call me a cynic but I've known people proclaim themselves 'Cognitive Psychologists and Philosophers of World wide Acclaim' only to be dragged to Gaol as criminals shortly afterwards.//// And what makes you think that a /genuine/ 'Cognitive Psychologists and Philosophers of World wide Acclaim' could /not/ be a criminal….? Oh yeah I know: White-collar crime doesn’t exist! Well they don't normally reside in Stoke bedsits but who knows.. |
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Post by piccione on Mar 4, 2007 14:26:55 GMT
////Well they don't normally reside in Stoke bedsits but who knows..////
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Don’t shoot the messenger but it’s all around you.
In fact your right in it, up to your neck....
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