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[Daz Madrigal]

She was the worst temp and the slowest typist I've ever employed.

I don't know why I was so patient with her for all those 25 years.

[Daz Madrigal]

I wouldnt if people still read Pitmans Shorthand..it used to be essential to take shorthand?

And then I wonder if shorthand is the same in different countries?

See what ya missing, Ms Cassar..some proper questions!

[Daz Madrigal]

Dinnertime at thee Mortuary..theres always a fight for the kidneys.

[Daz Madrigal]

I'm beginning to worry about Dirks insistence that humans are merely animals dressed up. He's taking things a tad too seriously if you ask me. I don't see why all visitors have to be formally introduced to Mr and Mrs. Fido and then expected to make formal conversation.

No wonder his Dinner Parties are so poorly attended.

[Daz Madrigal]

No its not Jilona and hubby posing delightfully for the camera. What a comedic duo.

Its actually an extremely famous German but I don't think even Gus will guess who?

[Daz Madrigal]

Daddy dearest..do I really have to go down t'mine as you call it.

I really don't think I'm cut out for the job.

[Daz Madrigal]

You blaggart Gargs!

No wonder he was trying to pull a stroke on us to allow in Super Casino's...he's was the guy in charge of the Manchester bid (along with my old mucker Mick Hucknall apparently..grr..grumbles..grrr green with envy..grrr..grabber of money..gimme some, Mick yer old pal..remember me..no? WHAT!!!).

[Daz Madrigal]

Dirk belatedly takes up keep fit exercises at thee Crumblie Care Home
with thee aid of the Jade Goody "Exercise and Eat Yerself Finner"
video (available for £0.20 in all bargain bins!).

[Daz Madrigal]

Leroys first day as a Petrol Pump Attendant was ruined by a slight error of judgement when he asked his first cutomer for a light.

[Daz Madrigal]

Gus looks forward to another conquest.

[Daz Madrigal]

Now lets go through this again, CG.

First you put in the water, yes thats what those taps are for and then you take your clothes off and then you get in the bath. Okay.

Should I write in down in order?

[Daz Madrigal]

Despite my warnings to Gargoyle not to take the short cut acrioss the Golf course
he always refused to heed them.

[Daz Madrigal]

As Bird flu swept the land, some found opportunities to capitalise on the situation.

Is that a form of flock wallpaper?

[gus2]

madrigalman said:

One of my favourite pastimes is just sitting in Shoe Shops and watching how the clientele behave.

My case comes up next week. As its last in the queue I'll take Sandys copy of Foot Fetish Monthly to while away the time.

I thought of taking up reflexology. but I was afraid of the wrath of scorp ;D

gus

[Daz Madrigal]

It's obvious that Gus and Sandy are having their legs pulled by this joker.