Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Dec 31, 2007 17:22:03 GMT
Fcuk Gordon Ramsey!!!  ..I'm having ...a Traditional Christmas Dinner!   |
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Jan 2, 2008 18:26:47 GMT
CNN reveal the new cast of "Friends"  |
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Jan 10, 2008 0:30:54 GMT
"Yes , it was a long flight here ... and I'm looking forward to a little prawn cocktail followed by a bacon sandwich before bed."  |
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Post by chavs on Jan 10, 2008 9:13:54 GMT
 ..and when the star-spangled-banner starts we're all going to do jazz hands.. you concentrating obama?... |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jan 14, 2008 16:52:59 GMT
Liverpudlians plyed with free alcohol in a futile attempt to make Ringo's Liverpool Anthem remotely listenable. |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jan 14, 2008 16:57:12 GMT
.. Why are they playing "Theres No Business Like Showbusiness!", Obama? |
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Jan 15, 2008 14:01:31 GMT
"Dad sends his love and thanks for the presents"  |
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topsy
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A garden is never so good as it will be next year
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Post by topsy on Jan 17, 2008 10:38:59 GMT
CHERIE'S DAD EMBRACES LIVERPUDLIAN CULCHA.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Jan 17, 2008 17:09:33 GMT
"Dad sends his love and thanks for the presents" Hey how about a movie tonight? Wow, what's that aftershave?! Surprise Someone - With A Hai-Karate Giftpack. |
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Jan 18, 2008 9:11:07 GMT
"I know the Chinese love to gamble ... so do you want to cut the deck for Hong Kong?" "We played that game, White Boy, you lost"  ----------- "I think you might be interested in our Finacial Expertise" "Yeah ... what exactly can you cook in a 'Norther Wok' ?" ----------- "We've been developing some new intelligent rockets - they lock onto racial type... you could set them to target,say, just Tibetans" "Now I'm listening" |
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topsy
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A garden is never so good as it will be next year
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Post by topsy on Jan 18, 2008 18:31:18 GMT
Mine's a bit of a dog...how about a swap?
Not pygmarion rikery!
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Jan 28, 2008 0:53:26 GMT
"It's deffo my bike ...a mate gave it me .... Registered? nah haven't got round to registering it - and I ain't got no insurance, neivver. But it's a real goer, innit tho"  |
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Post by Kipper Boy on Feb 6, 2008 1:21:46 GMT
"So, Alistair, how much has that bloody Northern Rock cost me this month?" "Nuffink , Boss, I've bunged it all on expenses, innit"  |
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Feb 9, 2008 17:29:28 GMT
"Miss, when I was doin' me NeoCon A level coursework, I woz told that it's: In;Shoot;Democrotize, Out ?" "Well, your GNVQ in NeoCon is much more practically based. Now it's: In, Shoot, Bribe, Bribe again; Shoot; Out; In; Stay In; Bribe. Al that's important is to get the order right"  |
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..I'm having
