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Post by kipper snap on Feb 22, 2008 23:38:05 GMT
For my next number, I'd like to do an extraordinary rendition of Jazzy B's 'Londono Patola'  |
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 26, 2008 17:13:26 GMT
Best Actor In A Supporting Role.
In "Get Me the Head of Diego Garcia Airport (No Reverse Charges)"
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kipper
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Post by kipper on Mar 15, 2008 18:15:51 GMT
I used confused.com to extend my lease on Tibet ... £3.50 and I own it for another hundred years ...bargain !  |
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Post by kipper on Mar 22, 2008 12:27:17 GMT
Chinese report record levels of exports to Tibet  |
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Post by kipper on Apr 8, 2008 0:58:59 GMT
Thai stir-fry is our speciality  |
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Post by kipper on Apr 8, 2008 21:49:48 GMT
err ...  Oceans 1.75 |
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Post by kipper on Apr 28, 2008 22:50:25 GMT
Apparently, Hitler only had one, as well  |
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Post by topsy on Apr 29, 2008 16:49:31 GMT
There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes
Although one was small
Almost no ball at all
The other was large and won prizes
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Apr 29, 2008 16:56:53 GMT
Limericks eh?
There was a young lady from Hulme
Who took a girl up to her room
She lay on the bed
and suddenly said
who does what, with what and to whom?
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Post by kipper on May 6, 2008 20:45:49 GMT
"There's no way Tony's getting anywhere near my pants" "Angela, mon cherie, it was my pants he was after...Mon Dieu, he was after anyones pants !  |
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Post by kipper on Jun 3, 2008 0:00:22 GMT
"People are saying that my book is making the Law look stupid"  |
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Post by kipper on Jun 13, 2008 14:36:52 GMT
here's the first chapter of the book  |
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Post by kipper on Jul 5, 2008 22:14:00 GMT
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Post by kipper on Sept 9, 2008 23:00:34 GMT
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