Daz Madrigal
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a Child of the Matrix
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 15, 2007 12:30:25 GMT
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 15, 2007 13:08:42 GMT
Sandy and Gargs leave their homes to Save the Planet and join a Green Environmentally friendly Hippy Community. << waves back >> Its bound to come back in fashion - everything else does..apart from manners and good behaviour.
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sandywinder
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Holistic Philosopher
The private sector makes boxes, the public sector ticks them
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Post by sandywinder on Feb 15, 2007 15:13:37 GMT
SALFORD HIGH STREET, 2025 Daz says 'Typical. You wait half an hour for a gondola, thenm two turn up at once'.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 15, 2007 15:19:23 GMT
Well they've already started to bring Rickshaws back into vogue - although not with little chinese men carrying them but who knows? - so anythings possible.
Apart from Al Johnstons wild imagining of people travelling by jet powered space suits and little space ships. And NO tight fitting nylon suits like those worn by Capt. Kirk and his crew will EVER be in fashion. Apparently Kirk and Spock spent most of the time off camera scratching their crotches and pinching thie ding dongs to stop from using the loo!
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 18, 2007 12:31:25 GMT
Children will be given help to behave well and quietly in class.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 19, 2007 13:35:59 GMT
Glam Rock will make a comeback.. Prisoners of War will be treated with more decency. Due to Global Warming many people will learn to live Underwater. We'll have avant garde furniture
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 19, 2007 13:52:23 GMT
Cloning will be commonplace. Although skills and talents will be so evenly matched that games between clones will go on for weeks without any clear winner.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 8, 2007 12:09:55 GMT
Now here is some REAL SCIENCE- direct from R4's Science prog 'Material World". Now according to the Evolutionist interviewed there was some slight um-ming and erming at the question as to why and in what way Man (err PERSON!) has evolved in the past few hundred years - stop giggling at the back! Now according to the lunatics many followers of the rabid ramblings expert scientist Dickie Dawkins there is clear proof that some part of the brain that distinguishes us from Men and Women is fast disappearing. Now at this point I was concerned...wouldn't it be more practical if Gus's Bratwurst started shrinking instead (his brain having already shrunk to unfeasibly small dimensions). Personally I'd raise an eyebrow but go even further. From my Wise observations I would suggest that little Dickie Dawkins is being FAR too cautious and conservative (unusual for him!). To the eyes of most normal everyday Homo Sapiens it is quite clear that the entire brain itself is shrinking by the day! In a few short centuries we have "evolved" - snigger - from Leonardo Da Vinci, Shakespeare and Dickens to Pete Doherty, Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher..i.e. walking, talking (nearly) but regressive 'Monkey Men'! Now am I right or am I right? Aha but the Dawkins follower drifted - like many of them tend to - even further into madness by suggesting that this must be a good thing because we shall become more like females. WHAT!?!
Become more like a tribe of Jade Goody's, Pal...and you call THAT DARWINIST EVOLUTION!Meanwhile my prediction - see thread - that David Bowie was thee precursor of Modern Man has been fully endorsed by Science ittself..even Dickie, Dirk and Al agree... FUTURE MAN SHALL WALK THEE EARTH LIKE THIS..[/b] ..well at least try to walk like that.... It'll take some practice, Dirk but you'll get used to it.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 8, 2007 12:14:30 GMT
All men seen with young girls shall be given thee Death Penalty..especially those -like this suspicious chap - who prowl around local parks and schoolyards. Listen Mate..I don't care if its your daughter I have it on good knowledge that you're a Paediatrician!
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 8, 2007 12:19:11 GMT
Mr and Mrs. P. Melon brave a family outing to London (Carbon Emission Capital of thee Worlde). thats some more future..you'll have a late pregnancy at thee grand old age of 60 yr old, Mel.May I be thee first to say..CONGRATULATIONS!
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