pix from the USof A

[gus2]

Sorry got none, but I am trying so be patient with me ;D

gus

[mathilde]

Hey, looks like you're having a great time, Gussie.

Who's that woman?

[Daz Madrigal]

God only knows, Matty, but she seems ecstatic at finally meeting her hearthrob.

[Daz Madrigal]

The trouble with the Internet is that you can never be quite sure about anything. At first sight the photo looked promising and Gus was obviously very keen to meet his new love but I did warn him that he should have asked for a facial shot.



Sadly his baser instincts got the better of him - no change there then!

[Daz Madrigal]

Thats Lexy's dad of course, the litlle kitty being something of a giveaway.

[Daz Madrigal]

Rumours that the arrival of Gus Disting to the USA met with some slight disapproval seem to be confirmed by the paparazzi.

[Daz Madrigal]

Meanwhile at home, Gargoyle is pressed into service as the Cyber Lounge Santa Claus.



Note how the braces also double to help relieve the slight paunch. A fashion item that may well take off this Winter...I mean anythings possible after reading that fashion leaders have declared 'Tha New Black to be.....

....Black!...how vair clever we are, darlinks!

[Daz Madrigal]

Arriving at the Ladies address, Gus rather warily approaches the door noting that his numerous emails hinting at
an unusually keen interest in very large knockers had been catastrophically misinterpreted.

[Daz Madrigal]

After many travials and bad experiences things finally looked up for the better and the Sun emerged for the clouds at long, last. It was finally the time for Gus to get his just desserts.





Gus!! GUS!!!!

...wake up! pack yer bags its time to go home again!!

[Daz Madrigal]

Talkin about dreams did I tell you about the dream I had last night..what a nightmare..stop yawning and listen to this..a big fat woman with a knife picked me up and another Mama was dangling two balls from her head and laughing...terrible..cold sweat...watta night..yeah so real very lucid..no more cheese for supper?...no fear...undescribale horror...<yawn>