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Post by Pink Betty on Mar 17, 2007 13:40:49 GMT
I'm going out to handbag a woolly mammoth to death..can you at least wash the dishes!" |
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sandywinder
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The private sector makes boxes, the public sector ticks them
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Post by sandywinder on Mar 17, 2007 19:29:35 GMT
Whaddya mean I'm useless?
I just invented thee wheel but it rolled away.
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Post by Nathan deGargoyle on Mar 17, 2007 23:11:43 GMT
Hey Gus, there's a man out here who says; if it's Thursday you're supposed to be shagging in Estonia. |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 17, 2007 23:35:43 GMT
;D Dublin belongs to you tonight, Gargoyle!  |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 18, 2007 0:10:38 GMT
I'm leaving to become a Vegetarian, Fred. |
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on Mar 18, 2007 9:12:55 GMT
Good one Gargs.
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on Mar 18, 2007 9:13:35 GMT
Piccione tries to explain to his wife thee meaning of evolution. |
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 18, 2007 17:53:14 GMT
Its Feminist nonsense.
You cannot handbag a Woolly Mammoth to death!!! |
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Post by motorist on Mar 18, 2007 17:57:17 GMT
"Sorry, Ogg, but I just have to move out until you stop farting. This man-made Global Warming's an absolute devil!!"
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Daz Madrigal
lounge lizard
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 18, 2007 20:57:17 GMT
I'm off for a break!
I want the Cave completely decorated by the time I come back, Fred?
"Ugg?"
"And try and learn rather more English that Ugg? and Oy! upon my return if you please!"  |
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Post by Nathan deGargoyle on Mar 18, 2007 22:27:35 GMT
You can't be an Avon Lady until the Ding-Dong-Doorbell gets invented! |
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on Mar 19, 2007 11:03:23 GMT
Cherie remains loyal when Tony is sought by thee War Crime's tribunal. |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 19, 2007 15:07:54 GMT
I'm moving because I desire a slightly more discreet and private residence, George.
...and I'm sick and tired of the audience having the cheek to hold up scoring cards everytime we make love !
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Mar 20, 2007 15:51:15 GMT
..you can't just quit half way through!
You should have thought of this before you wrote to the Wife-Swap producers. |
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