Ahoy me hearties!

[Daz Madrigal]

Todays the day my Ship "The Renegade" comes into Port. Sadly Salford Docks seems sadly deprived of seamen, unless you count the nearby Gay Village. They're very happy to see us young sailors and salty dogs over there and we always get a very warm welcome whenever we sail into port.

As you know Gus was an old bosun of mine but he kept jumping ship, apparently some of the crew came up behind him and he definitely jumped. I saw him meself. He was the same bloke who shot an Albatross, and thus he's forced to wander around the world restlessly for all eternity.

Anyway it's finally here!!!

Arrrrrr matey!!!!

International Talk Like a Pirate Day has arrived!!



For the fun of it, try to use pirate-talk in a few posts today and until the novelty wears off..as it always does of course! If you need a little help, here is a pirate dictionary to help you out!

www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html


Gahhhh! Prepare to be boarded!!! Smartly now!
Pay me no mind, and you'll be forced to walk the plank! Arrrrrrr!

Now I'm off to the Bank to get this hoard of Gold dubloons changed into useable currency to pay off the bills that flood in with regularity and get larger and larger despite all futile attempts to economise.

So here is my message to Captain Blair and his robbing crew

"You rob us o' any more doubloons and we'll make 'ee walk t' plank you motley crew of swindlin' serpents!"

[Daz Madrigal]

Melons obviously stood on the windy clifftops watching for any enemy ships so to make up for it you'll have to make do with this..

[sandywinder]

Avast there me Cap'n.

Sandy 'crevice' Winder, the Pirate of the Caerphilly reporting aboard as ordered.

I's keen to splice the mainbrace. Thar be treasure to be found. Gold nuggets a plenty, Maltese doubloons an' all. Wenches to be killed and men to be ravished.

Just a minute....


Men to be killed and wenches to be ravished.