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Post by gus2 on Oct 7, 2006 10:25:38 GMT
I do not want to mix my Slovanias with my Slovakias as i am sure Darinka will be quite upset ;D. But it seems a Slovanian sent out a distress call on his mobile phone to the lifeguards on a beach there. On arriving they found that he was stuck in his deck chair. What had happed was this. He had been swimming in the cold water and his testicles had shrunk. After lying on the wooden deck chair the sun had warmed his testicles back to there orginal size. Unfortunatly while they had been cold they had slipped through the wooden slats and now they were trapped. The only way to free him was to saw the deck chair. By this time a quite a large crowd had gathered. My heart goes out to the poor Slovanian.
gus
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Post by mimi on Oct 7, 2006 11:14:06 GMT
He may have been a Slovene. Slovenia has a long coastline while Slovakia doesn't. Don't want to pour cold water on his problem, but that might have done the trick.
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Post by gus2 on Oct 7, 2006 15:31:16 GMT
He may have been a Slovene. Slovenia has a long coastline while Slovakia doesn't. Don't want to pour cold water on his problem, but that might have done the trick. No mimi they tried that it didn't work. I have the article here in front of me and I quote " we tried everything. We coated his scrotum in coconut oil, and poured ice cold water on his testicles, but they wouldn't shrink" unquote. But mimi I can see that you have a very helpful nature in times of adversity, and if i am ever in this kind of position I can only hope that you are on hand to deliver first aid. gus |
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