Secret SANTA stroke Father Christmas

[Pink Betty]

My daughter has to do this Secret Santa thing at her work. So,

I'm sure everyone has suggestions as to the pressies that complete strangers posting here might like to give to other complete strangers.....

No virtual price limit.

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Only one rule:

try to be amusing and kind......

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[nickcosmosonde]

I'd give you a honeymoon in Morocco, Bets, all expenses paid.

(I suppose your husband can come too, if you insist.)

[nickcosmosonde]

It doesn't seem he can.

[Santa]

I'm going to give Father Christmas a stroke. I'm not going to be shy about it. I'm going to come clean and confess that I like the man.

[nickcosmosonde]

Oooer.

[nickcosmosonde]

Why is Geraldine pretending to have a birthday today? Is she after undeserved presents again?

[Pink Betty]

they're just the thing LMH

[nickcosmosonde]

Johnny Fartpants Gloves!