Tom Cruise is the Messiah!

[Daz Madrigal]

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology


TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.


The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

[Cruise Fan]

madrigalman said:

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology


TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.


The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Oh man!
You guys. Isn't he great? Isn't he just so cool? I could so worship him...if he was smarter looking and a little bit taller.

But Tom, man! don't do that nails in the palm thing - it's a b*it*ch to undo (from a surgeon's point of view). Just get some lifts and a soap babe and you'll rock the universe....

Oh... you've already tried that?

Umm.... i see ....did you try making a fool of yourself on Oprah? Ok ...so......

Have you considered early retirement Tom?

[Katie]

I hope none of this is mocking. There are consequences for blasphemy.

[BIG and divine TOM]

Thanks sweetie - we'll show'em

[Katie]

I love love love oo so so much. Sir.

Why cannot the world be happy for us? Why!

[sandywinder]

Tom Cruise is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.