sandywinder
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The private sector makes boxes, the public sector ticks them
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Post by sandywinder on Feb 15, 2007 16:49:20 GMT
Watercress.
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Post by Roquette Scientist on Feb 15, 2007 16:53:53 GMT
Blueberries to that!  |
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 15, 2007 17:45:30 GMT
Always taste-less.
I long for the day Steak n' Kidney Pudding, Chips and mushy Peas in Gravy are ordained as the new Superfood.
..looks for the recipe for Watercress Soup.
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Post by gus2 on Feb 15, 2007 17:57:16 GMT
Is that what you are growing on your estate sandy. I thought you prefered rhubarb ;D gus |
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on Feb 16, 2007 12:13:54 GMT
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on Feb 16, 2007 12:36:43 GMT
Sandys already got a ready supply growing inside his wallet.
A teetotaller, who doesn't smoke, gamble, take his wife out or celebrate Christmas. His Wife once asked him 'If he'd have married her if Daddy hadn't left her a fortune and he replied 'no it doesn't matter who left the money, darling'.
Sandys best mate was dying. so he rushed round and asked to see him.
His friends wife was in tears and said 'I'm sorry, Sandy he died early this morning'.
Sandy replied 'Can you remember if he mentioned anything about that fiver he owed me?
When Sandy makes a sandwich he only uses one slice of bread to save on putting anything inbetween.
The only time Sandy was a bit short, he got on his knees and prayed everyday to God to win the lottery. Eventually God got fedup with this and replied "Listen Sandy, lets be reasonable about this - buy a ticket first okay!
The worst example is how he mistreated his kids. He'd never give them any pocket money. Eventually he relented and gave them a £1 a week as long as you're as frugal as me and save all your money by putting it in this red box for Christmas.
So the kids finally agreed. On Christmas Eve asked for their money only to find that they'd been feeding it into the Gas meter.
Even Sandys Wife thinks he's worse than Ebenezer Scrooge. The final straw was when Sandy struck a deal with his Wife.
To save money for a Holiday in Rhyll he'd agree to put £5 in a special Piggy Bank every time she agreed to have sex with him.
Eventually he opened it to find it was full of £50 notes. Sandy was puzzled and asked her where the £50 notes had come from.
His Wife said 'Thats exactly your trouble, Sandy - you think everyone is as stingy as you!
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on Feb 16, 2007 18:55:11 GMT
Not bad, you bastard. ;D
You do know it costs me money for electricity to read this rubbish?
How's about a refund?
And I'm sick of all these charity begging letters.
Hardly any have any money in them.
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