WHY HAVE I BEEN BANNED?

[mimi]

Dear me!

[Myster Riven]

mimi2 said:

Dear me!

ops hope you dont' understand the maltese language, sorry i like had to vent it out somewhat.

Madrigelman, i defy you to invite this shirly here so maybe this be settled once and for all. And maybe you will direct the hatred at her and not at me.

[Myster Riven]

madrigelman, this shirly you say isnt' here yet, and i sent you a private message to contact me on microsoft messenger so we sort this confusing issue of yours. Your'e online and you did nothing.

Why? Lets sort it out for everyones' sanity sake?

[mimi]

Riven, I'm assuming you really don't know about Shirley and you're not just taking the asterisk.

The precise origin of the shirley joke is lost in the mists of antiquity but long ago some famous person protested when another said to him "Surely you must be joking" and the famous person replied "Don't you call me Shirley". The point is that with an affected accent "Surely" sounds like "Shirley".

So please don't feel you are being got at. The people who post on this board, and on the cheesers too, are prone to making arcane (not to say esoteric) allusions believing they will be recognised without explanation. Many of our jokes are based on the books we read at school.
Take no notice and make a few Maltese "in jokes" yourself, why don't you?
By the way, the pictures of Malta are lovely.

[Daz Madrigal]

riven said:

madrigelman, this shirly you say isnt' here yet, and i sent you a private message to contact me on microsoft messenger so we sort this confusing issue of yours. Your'e online and you did nothing.

Why? Lets sort it out for everyones' sanity sake?

Yeah no probs.

I'm not actually on MSN messenger, although I 'used to be' so its interesting you assume I'm already on it. Lucky guess or psychic, Riven?

[sandywinder]

Riven you must forgive our 'English' sense of humour.

It will become clearer if you continue and may help give you some good education of English culture (and lack of it).

Now let's hear some good Maltese jokes (translated into English, please).

[Myster Riven]

madrigalman said:

riven said:

madrigelman, this shirly you say isnt' here yet, and i sent you a private message to contact me on microsoft messenger so we sort this confusing issue of yours. Your'e online and you did nothing.

Why? Lets sort it out for everyones' sanity sake?

Yeah no probs.

I'm not actually on MSN messenger, although I 'used to be' so its interesting you assume I'm already on it. Lucky guess or psychic, Riven?

lol its neither. What i meant is that you where online HERE. How can i know if you be online on msn if i do'nt know your msn?

But please thank you all for the explanasion. I am sorry because i get hot tempered easily, i hope to start a new leaf and control more.

Unless i get banned again ;D

I be posting maltese jokes as soon as i remember some.

I be sure post the clean ones so i do'nt be banned!

[Pink Betty]

I have made some attempt to find Malteaser jokes myself - but no luck so far. Not even a tiny one at the bottom of the bag.

[Daz Madrigal]

I'll make do with an Italian joke..

Why does the new Italian Navy have glass bottomed boats?

So they can see the old Italian Navy.


............lets hope the mafia arent reading this.

[Daz Madrigal]

riven said:

madrigalman said:

Yeah no probs.

I'm not actually on MSN messenger, although I 'used to be' so its interesting you assume I'm already on it. Lucky guess or psychic, Riven?

lol its neither. What i meant is that you where online HERE. How can i know if you be online on msn if i do'nt know your msn?

But please thank you all for the explanasion. I am sorry because i get hot tempered easily, i hope to start a new leaf and control more.

Unless i get banned again ;D

I be posting maltese jokes as soon as i remember some.

I be sure post the clean ones so i do'nt be banned!

A new leaf?...we haven't gotten over the old one yet

[Myster Riven]

Not sure if this is maltese joke but i copy and paste it straight from maltese site.

Test the Dirty IQ.

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?


Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

[Daz Madrigal]

I can't wait till you and Gus get together.

[Daz Madrigal]

In a dramatic turn of events I'm going to lock you in here and force you to post IM's so that I can carry on falling off the chair laughing!

..oh and if someone called Shirley comes on don't tell her about the IM's << blush >>.

[sandywinder]

madrigalman said:

I can't wait till you and Gus get together.

I can.

;D

Well done, riven.