Jokez

[Daz Madrigal]

What happened to that guy - the malteser. I don't mean Guy - who is a welcome addition to our abode.

I'm just going to put up the jokes up without the punchlines to make it less funny and to avoid heart attacks and Tommy Cooper/Eric Morecombe disasters

Why did the Farmer start a Punk Rock Band?

What do you get when you cross Elton John with a Sabre toothed Tiger?

[Daz Madrigal]

Don't hold your breath.

the answers were..

because he was sick of Hall' n Oates <cough>

..and moving swiftly on..what u get when u cross Elton John and a sabre toothed tiger?

I dunno but you better keep the bastard away from your arse.

Yes you can have that one, Bernard!

...< skulks off stage to a chorus of boo's >