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Post by topsy on Jun 2, 2008 5:23:15 GMT
Gunter Gras ? (he has a surreal way of handling time...)
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Post by kipper on Jun 2, 2008 23:11:42 GMT
Herr Gordon Von Benittoschon ! The girl's unstoppable ! ... and wiv Piccy getting so close to thee trail of crumbs - she nearly had enough for a fairy cake !Gunther Grass es war The cluettes were there... Could be musical - Tin Drum Bad sense of time - read the book, it shifts a bit Films made ...dead Euro scribbler .. not Spanish "not a sausage" And Mann & Goethe getting front seat status... Honestly - even Melvyn Bragg woulda guessed it !A shiny Premier Pro Drumkit & Zildjian cymbals for Topsy
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Post by piccione on Jun 3, 2008 4:38:50 GMT
////Films made ...dead Euro scribbler .. not Spanish///
So, Kip...when did Günter Grass die then....?
Cheat! Ha!
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Post by topsy on Jun 3, 2008 11:20:27 GMT
Yay Picci ! He was certainly alive last year when he published: Dummer August (poems, 2007) So less of yer ruderie herr Bat !! That said, I am indeed pleased to have guessed right.  |
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Post by kipper on Jun 3, 2008 14:53:47 GMT
PICCYPEDANT: "////Films made ...dead Euro scribbler .. not Spanish///
So, Kip...when did Günter Grass die then....?
Cheat! Ha!
Er..... well... let me see now ... It says here "Some Users will be encountering a degree of
data corruption while we update the systems - Bat IT Dept"
Anyway - the main BatDisk was recently ripped out of the BatCar, whilst parked up on some disused
area by the Gotham Kebab Emporium.
I just want to assure you that even though Mr Grass's early demise is erroneous, none of your personal data was at risk.
The Management do apologise - Although saying Mr Grass is deceased, is only wrong, when looked at in terms of time.
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Post by topsy on Jun 3, 2008 16:09:56 GMT
Everything is relative....
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Post by kipper on Jun 9, 2008 22:15:07 GMT
Here's a non-challenge for everyone...Which Muso daubed this collection ?I don't really know where to start with work like this ... because it is truly fookin' dire on any level you care to start from. It's utterly childish .. not as in truly naive, reckless, colourful, innocent, trying-hard, immediate, messy, endearing .... but as in, disgruntled-teenager-will-do-enough-for-o-level-grade D. Or as in blinkered idiotic impressions at the back of class. It is lazy in the extreme ... in that there is not one moment when this dauber raised his consciousness above tepid - emotionally, technically or artistically. It is devoid of any interpretation whatsoever... I have seen more emotive photographs in a gardening magazine. If it wasn't so terminally dumb-ass from top to bottom, I would suggest it is bordeing on cynicism I think you could start a new Art "movement" with this collection ... We'd call it "Subtraction" .... by the very act of looking at it -you actually go away with less, than when you arrived at the work --- THAT , is some dee-am acheivment. Amazing    
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Post by topsy on Jun 10, 2008 15:35:38 GMT
You're very cruel, Kips. This one is rather sweet Oooh...could that be a signature ?...umm Paul Something ? |
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Post by kipper on Jun 11, 2008 1:04:48 GMT
TOPS: "You're very cruel, Kips. This one is rather sweet"
I am ...:-) And i'm an opinionated bastard, obviously.
But really, this work is the peak of cynical tosh. It is kinda worse than those terrible "realistic" drawings from Ronnie Wood et al ... at least there's a little love in the attempt to draw.
I truly hate this work... and , as said, it's a non-challenge for you folks who keep an eye and ear out this week. So, I'm giving no clues.
TOPS: "Oooh...could that be a signature ?...umm Paul Something ?"
Nope ... not Paul. I admire your honesty in playing thee game.
Daz will jump in, in no time.
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All we needs is the lazy cow, Piccs and Chav and the rest to place their chips. ?
I will give extra prizes not only for thee right answer ... but for the best withering critique of thee shambolic bullshitter who daubed this rubbish.
It's work like this that's good for modern Art. ...'cos I defy even the most strident traditionalist not to see the difference in committment, thought and execution of a piece of "modern Art" they disdain ... and the visual rasberrry they get from the work above.
Mr Angry
2nd row at the Auction
Galleria Flim-Flamatist
Chelsea
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Post by piccione on Jun 14, 2008 11:23:46 GMT
////All we needs is the lazy cow, Piccs and Chav and the rest to place their chips.///
That is sooooooooo unfair Kip! I’ve spent all this time trying to find the answer by pondering over the philosophical question as to whether the artist may be dead or alive, or both, and then you call me a lazy cow…and now I’ve forgotten the artist’s name again!
It’s def. someone who suffers from dissociative identity disorder. The signatures all look like different names…
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Post by piccione on Jun 14, 2008 11:26:08 GMT
Trying to decipher one of them...
Bob Dylan?
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Post by Trace on Jun 14, 2008 12:32:20 GMT
These works are no more that glorified autographs.
Value for money if you want Bob's.
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Post by topsy on Jun 15, 2008 8:25:00 GMT
Just noticed there's an exhibition of his "Art" opened yesterday at the Halcyon Gallery, Mayfair.
I probably won't go...
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Post by kipper on Jun 16, 2008 23:23:59 GMT
La Dylan, it were - well observed Piccs
A Rolling Stone for Piccs ... so she can get some decent pastry cooking going.
A Selection of Bob Dylan paintings for the rest of ewes -- which is possibly too severe a punishment ( to be reviewed with leniency)
Wasn't a deep challenge, I know ... but I couldn't resist the exposure , being in the news and all.
Truly tripe of the first order - and,I would have thought, embarrassing for Bob Dylan, that's if he has any eyesight left.
Makes many of thee other daubers look 50% better than we thought.
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Post by piccione on Jun 18, 2008 22:19:05 GMT
///Wasn't a deep challenge, I know////
Erm...excuse me, Kip, it was bloody hard work to decipher that one signature!
Still don't know who the others are though.
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