sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on May 12, 2007 8:43:07 GMT
This is a new way to predict the future. We have had astrology charts and reading tea leaves. But I have devised not only a completely new but also an infallible way to read your future. All you have to do is send me your pizzas. The latest one I got is this: Now we can immediately see that the presence of pepperoni gives a good indication of the level of passion. The cubed cheese show that the person has an ordered mind. Delving more deeply we can see that in the first house (one o'clock) there is a relatively low amount of passion indicating that the person did not cause too many problems when an infant. Of course without knowing at what exact time the pizza was ordered or from which establishment it is hard to know too much about the person concerned. But I can safely say that the future of the person looks promising based on the green peppers being evenly distributed. Now some people may think I am taking the pizza but I could not possibly comment.
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Post by guy on May 12, 2007 10:02:57 GMT
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Post by PinkMel on May 12, 2007 10:12:51 GMT
here's a pizzology hat for you Sandy
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Post by piccione on May 12, 2007 13:27:14 GMT
I haven't got round to make my pizza yet Sands.
Do you accept a list of ingredients....?
Really though, I'm more the shy and introvert quiche type... ;D
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on May 12, 2007 13:31:47 GMT
I haven't kept up..is it National Pizza Day or summat? Its odd how some things capture attention whilst others die the death ..Donut Day = excitement!!!...Daz explains Thee Elements = ........zzzzzz!..zzzzzzz!....zzzzz! ..at least it attracts wasps.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on May 12, 2007 13:39:46 GMT
This is a new way to predict the future. We have had astrology charts and reading tea leaves. But I have devised not only a completely new but also an infallible way to read your future. All you have to do is send me your pizzas. The latest one I got is this: Now we can immediately see that the presence of pepperoni gives a good indication of the level of passion. The cubed cheese show that the person has an ordered mind. Delving more deeply we can see that in the first house (one o'clock) there is a relatively low amount of passion indicating that the person did not cause too many problems when an infant. Of course without knowing at what exact time the pizza was ordered or from which establishment it is hard to know too much about the person concerned. But I can safely say that the future of the person looks promising based on the green peppers being evenly distributed. Now some people may think I am taking the pizza but I could not possibly comment. You fiend...well get to work on Gargoyles Pizza...and step on it..I'm gonna have to say..well something! See its not easy, hence no-one takes up the challenge. Randis idea of giving people a Genralised Chart is complete crap and if it was reprinted here (which it could easily be) it would be complete piffle. I'm gonna start anyway but lets see...Daniel Day Lewis was born on the same day..I;ve read about him, seen him, interviewed, read magazine articles...what can I say about him. Seems like a down to earth bloke. Yeh he's okay. er..well..what can you say about a person. Lets be quite clear about this..its not as easy as the Randis of the world make out. Ask Dirk..he's got one day to print an accurate analysis - he can't do it can he?
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Post by Daz Madrigal on May 12, 2007 15:20:21 GMT
I haven't got round to make my pizza yet Sands. Do you accept a list of ingredients....? Really though, I'm more the shy and introvert quiche type... ;D A gay Rugby Union Player..just what the board needs. I always knew that League was a far more manly game. Southern softies!
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Post by piccione on May 12, 2007 18:28:49 GMT
This is a new way to predict the future. We have had astrology charts and reading tea leaves. But I have devised not only a completely new but also an infallible way to read your future. All you have to do is send me your pizzas. The latest one I got is this: Now we can immediately see that the presence of pepperoni gives a good indication of the level of passion. The cubed cheese show that the person has an ordered mind. Delving more deeply we can see that in the first house (one o'clock) there is a relatively low amount of passion indicating that the person did not cause too many problems when an infant. Of course without knowing at what exact time the pizza was ordered or from which establishment it is hard to know too much about the person concerned. But I can safely say that the future of the person looks promising based on the green peppers being evenly distributed. Now some people may think I am taking the pizza but I could not possibly comment. You fiend...well get to work on Gargoyles Pizza...and step on it..I'm gonna have to say..well something! See its not easy, hence no-one takes up the challenge. Randis idea of giving people a Genralised Chart is complete *ra* and if it was reprinted here (which it could easily be) it would be complete piffle. I'm gonna start anyway but lets see...Daniel Day Lewis was born on the same day..I;ve read about him, seen him, interviewed, read magazine articles...what can I say about him. Seems like a down to earth bloke. Yeh he's okay. er..well..what can you say about a person. Lets be quite clear about this..its not as easy as the Randis of the world make out. Ask Dirk..he's got one day to print an accurate analysis - he can't do it can he? You posted that at about err 1.30pm Daz. Ain't that a bit early to be drunk?
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Post by piccione on May 12, 2007 18:31:50 GMT
////A gay Rugby Union Player..just what the board needs.////
Oh look Sands - Daz got it all in one. And he didn't even need to see my list of ingredients.....
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on May 12, 2007 23:08:59 GMT
You fiend...well get to work on Gargoyles Pizza...and step on it..I'm gonna have to say..well something! See its not easy, hence no-one takes up the challenge. Randis idea of giving people a Genralised Chart is complete *ra* and if it was reprinted here (which it could easily be) it would be complete piffle. I'm gonna start anyway but lets see...Daniel Day Lewis was born on the same day..I;ve read about him, seen him, interviewed, read magazine articles...what can I say about him. Seems like a down to earth bloke. Yeh he's okay. er..well..what can you say about a person. Lets be quite clear about this..its not as easy as the Randis of the world make out. Ask Dirk..he's got one day to print an accurate analysis - he can't do it can he? You posted that at about err 1.30pm Daz. Ain't that a bit early to be drunk? Its never too early. It happens to be true, which is why its always more interesting reading into the psyche of an Adolf Hitler than the Adolf the Milkman..yes thats his name! If it were really easy then anyone could do it at the drop of a hat. Then again I suppose 'everyone' has a story to tell. Its just that some are worth listening to.
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Post by piccione on May 13, 2007 1:15:28 GMT
///Its never too early.////
Yeah yeah - I agree with /that/.....
Although I still ain't got a clue what you were on about....
But then again I'm not a 'cheese 'insider'.
And there is you accusing /me/ of 'philosphical musings'......
Why don't you open a 'special cheese' section - so I can avoid it....
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on May 13, 2007 7:37:22 GMT
Yes Guy it is obvious that you have well-rounded personality with a good sense of humour. The shredded cheese formation indicates a scatterbrained kind of person without much joined up thinking. As your eyes are a little too close together I would suggest that at some point you have had a run-in with the law. The lack of much nasal formation suggests you are a little on the gullible side in not being able to smell out when you are being conned. Please send £10 for a full horoscope.
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Daz Madrigal
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Post by Daz Madrigal on May 13, 2007 15:52:16 GMT
This is more scientifically based!www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpizzapersonalityquiz/ PESTO PIZZAAdventurous and hedonistic. You live for new experiences and tastes And you're not the type to have your pizza the same way twice If they can put it on pizza, you're up for trying it! Sooo true and far more accurate than your dribbling drivel, Sandy Perfect, Sandy..a nice soft bottom.
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Post by piccione on May 13, 2007 21:32:53 GMT
/////Sooo true and far more accurate than your dribbling drivel, Sandy////
Nah - that’s just the Barnum effect.... ;D
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sandywinder
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Post by sandywinder on May 14, 2007 8:16:36 GMT
This is more scientifically based!www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpizzapersonalityquiz/ PESTO PIZZAAdventurous and hedonistic. You live for new experiences and tastes And you're not the type to have your pizza the same way twice If they can put it on pizza, you're up for trying it! Sooo true and far more accurate than your dribbling drivel, Sandy Perfect, Sandy..a nice soft bottom. I see it didn't take long for the copy cats to pinch my inventive genius. I knew I should have patented it. My personality in the quiz came out like this: <<< Diverse and adaptable You enjoy the full buffet of life It's hard to you play favorites with friends... or flavors There's very little that you dislike! >>> Does that sound like me? I don't think so. They are rank amateurs Daz and no more to be taken seriously than your daily rag's horoscope. Unlike my personal offering, of course.
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