FOOTIE/BALDY and da bootiful game

[kipper]

Turning away from the DDZ (Dedicated Disaster Zone) that is Steve McLaren .... Let's have a look at the raving tossers in the FA.

This little Cabal/Fiefdom/Freemason-CircleJerk needs a rocket IMHO. We still have to tolerate the thicko Shrew at its helm: Brian Barfly Barwick, who was pivotal in the last feck-up. You must remember that the FA went around like bunch of schoolgirls shouting out and texting their friends abaht who they "fancy".

They buggered up the employment process so completely - they were left having to go out with McClaren - the ultimate wallflower.

This time, Barfly says he wants to do it "properly" which means taking 6 months about it...and still fecking it up.
I have a great deal of time (so far) for the new Sports Minister: Dickie Caborn. He's essentially said that this bunch of fecking freemasons had better wake up, otherwise he'll "divert" the £10Mill he throws at them each year.
OK -- they can probably find the wad anyway ( from Uncle Murdoch) ... but he obviously thinks they're a bunch of dithering wasters, who are content to pizz English Youth players ...and the Permier League.. down the Eurotrash latrine.

Time to give the FA a thorough kicking - where's that idiot Vinny Jones when you need him ?

[kipper]

Spurs 3 Some Scandinavians 2

Well ..as always, Spurs were SO GOOD TO WATCH.
They make bags of mistakes, forget to look up when they kick ( come along now Mr Lennon) but by golly ... they're fun!
They could be a great great team, so full of verve and keen-to-tryness.

I like 'em - a breath of fresh air.

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Harry Arrested
Well, we had a Portsmouth Manager, A Portmouth player, and a Portmouth Suit all dawn-raided and dragged dahn the Nick....but...well... they're all INNOCENT they say, innit.

Even though our plods are getting some stick from all quarters ... I suspect they do not Tee up a dawn raid on some footie hi-profilers without fairly good reason.....
Still, they must be able to make something stick : we're dealing wih English Football Managers here ( hello there Mr Allardyce !) Even their collective sigle GCSE was a photocopy. If you can't nail thick lying bullsh***ers , who can you nick ?

You'll never nail Ferguson though - he makes sure it's all kept at arms length ...among other members of "da Family"

Murdoch + Footie 'Management' + 'Agents' ... I'm surprised there's ANY lead left on the roof !

[sandywinder]

I see Gerard was man of the match by far again for Liverpool against Porto and some Premiership side last Saturday.

The fact that half the English players are only naff when they play for England says something more about the English management rather than the players in my opinion.

I don't believe it was just a case of nerves. That is ridiculous after all the important matches most of the top players have played. Although it does explain the goalkeeper, Scot Carson Brown.

[kipper]

Gerrard Schmerrard ... admittedly he did well in da Porto encounter ... and seems to have fed the real strikers well on Saturday (v Bolton?)
But

It's no good being Picasso if you don't paint on the big pictures. Can't perfom ? No England games, simple. Same goes for Lampard.

Agreed - there must have been an almighty Management cook-Up to spoil talent so wantenly. Some blame, though, must come from the old "specialisation" disease. All of the top players are picked , almost, for one job ....which they do (mostly) very well.

In a mixed-up England team, folks were asked to be summat they're not - which cannot work anymore. You can't be an Ear Nose and Throat Doctore nay more .. you have to be an Ear Doctor ... more, you have to be an Ear Lobe Doctor.
Dutch "Total" football is something we'll all look back on as a some sort of strange dream


I see BALDY went staight off to Barbados after da debacle ... it's tough at the top , innit.

[sandywinder]

Big picture my little bottom.

What could be a bigger picture than the FA cup final in which he scored a truly remarkable goal against West ham?

Or in the European Champions League, including the final when they won it?

The problem is TEAMWORK and when they play for England it is distinctly lacking amongst all of the players.

Hopefully they will now pick a manger (that Xmas tree is confusing me) who understands the meaning of the word.

I see BALDY went staight off to Barbados after da debacle ... it's tough at the top , innit.

From his hair's point of view .... it is lonely at the top.

[kipper]

Well - this bean-counter is currently the hope of a nation in choosing a new England Manager. Brian Barfly Barwick, in his prime




PS .... I just noticed - take all of McClaren's hair off and fatten him up a bit .... draw on a 40s moutache.... bloomin 'ell McLaren WAS BArwick !!!! The tickster ! He gave himself the job

[kipper]

Today Brian Barfly Barwick said it was a "coup" to have secured Cappucino for the job of England Mngr.

Cappo may be right good and stuff.... but I'd like to know the exact meaning of "coup". He was the ONLY bloke who said "yes - I would like the job, yes unresevedly, yes" , He has no present job in Football and is essentially bordering retired. Good as he might be ... doesn't sound like a "coup" to me.

Cappodastra is his own mystery, but we'll all see how he manages some of the future laz-e-boy England squad. More interesting, how he manages some of the self-serving ego-maniacs who call themselves Premiership managers. I can't believe many of them put McClaren's needs above their own in the last 2 years.

Barwick though must always be remembered as the "Man That Chose McClaren" so my vote is Barfly is 110% tosspot - unless a miracle has happened so close to Christmas ( it's happened before !!)

[sandywinder]

Hey wazza matta you?

Av you no respec?

Is a nicea man.

Shaddapa you face.

Luigi say giz the man a chance. He stan up to big ego kickballers and macka them play the way he wanna them not the way they wanna play.

[kipper]

Well ,,, Old Carpetright has a nice number
Booger-all to do for months on end, while he counts his salary + performance bonus (turning up for work, basically)

I think he's on 5 or 6 million a year ( at that level the detail is meaningless) so it shouldn't be a strain. Of course he'll lose out on bungs, bribery and "presents" that his Italian team/league got caught parading - there's little chance of exciting bribery with the England team. ...Although Beckham might slip him a million just to get his 100th cap.

Fooball - it's the people's game innit ... as long as those people are deperate mugs willing to shell out a 2 month's disposable following their team.

Oh BTW ... did someone say the sliding roof at Wembley was broken ? Did I hear that right ?
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[sandywinder]

kipper said:

Well ,,, Old Carpetright has a nice number
Booger-all to do for months on end, while he counts his salary + performance bonus (turning up for work, basically)

I think he's on 5 or 6 million a year ( at that level the detail is meaningless) so it shouldn't be a strain. Of course he'll lose out on bungs, bribery and "presents" that his Italian team/league got caught parading - there's little chance of exciting bribery with the England team. ...Although Beckham might slip him a million just to get his 100th cap.

Fooball - it's the people's game innit ... as long as those people are deperate mugs willing to shell out a 2 month's disposable following their team.

Oh BTW ... did someone say the sliding roof at Wembley was broken ? Did I hear that right ?
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Latest Premier League News...
Spurs are interesting to watch ...Liverpool are not - Revelation !
Benitez will be sacked at the end of the season - Prediction !
Michael Owen's gambling will spiral - Interrogation !

He just bet me it won't.

[kipper]

I bet the Newcastle Directors gambled that Owen wouldn't spend 80% of his contract chatting up nurses and lounging around physio couches ... they lost !


Did you know that a "Benitez" is an old Spanish storybook character who goes to Sea without his trousers. He gets so cold that he makes some out of the sails.

Even stranger ... an "Allerdyche" is Spanish for a pig that escapes from the slaughterhouse after being sold at the market.

I've looked up the Catalan for "Phergosunne" .. but so far can only find a reference to "a large unpalatable fish"

[kipper]

It seems if ur a ManU player ( or other premier team thicko) you are allowed to book a private party and "scoop" up loads of local young shopgirls to be present at your sordid little "cocktails & gangbang" celebrations.

Apparently Ferguson is "very angry" and the girls feel "a bit used". Ooooh, how quaint.

I wonder is any of the tabloids might run the headline :
"Thick, uncooth, bunch of rich chavs plan near gang-rape of girls, for fun" .... probably not, I suspect.


What a fcuking shower those players are. I hope their 'careers' are crucified.

[Daz Madrigal]

Don't speak too soon..the girls story is doubtful.

Lets all show some festive compassion to our poor, misunderstood footballers.

[kipper]

some of the slappers girls might be a little too willing to be counted innocent...

But there's little excuse if you're a manipulative chav-footballer with dubious moral values, if you get yerself in schtuk.

Nothing wrong with dirty sex, but if you use your wad and status to turn that into gang-sordid, you deserve a sharpened dildo in the eye.

[kipper]

Looking forward to:

Newcastle losing again
Newcastle losing by incompetance
Sam "Coulda bin England Manager - honest guv" Allardyce losing
Allardyce looking glum as Newcastle bugger it up yet again
Allardyce putting on Michael Owen to "swing" the game in the last 20 mins
Listening to pundits who tell us Newcastle is a "big club" ( translation - Newcastle has a heap of very faithful supportes who have shelled out mondo dosh over a thousand years and who are used and abused by a complascent management)