FOOTIE/BALDY and da bootiful game

[kipper]

Hold yer 'Orses .... Sandy is gonna jump on any minute and hold a robust defence of Thee 'Pool and Gerrard.

"It was a blip" says Sandy Sheepskin on the touchline
"They can still be Champions" says Mrs Sandy McClogger from the stalls
"Eeez part of mi masteerrr plan, to looosa sum maches on perrrpoze" says Rafael PeeForty-Five

[kipper]

Just to pre-empt Sandy Gumchewer :

Yes Liverpool did win their CLeague match -- I kind of expected they would drag themselves together after the last debacle and grind out a win (although the 85minute long grind surprised even me)
BUT --- that's as far as it will get. They are as good as out already.

Put your bet on for a tumbling 'Pool failure in Thee Remaining Cup Chance now, Sands ...you'll thank me for making you a few quid.

[sandywinder]

The problem with Liverpool is the manager who is only interested in European matches. He doesn't give a stuff for the league or the cup.

It is bollocks not to play your best players in the FA CUP or league. A small squad of players used to play twice a week every week for forty weeks a year. Now many are lucky to get a game every other week. It's nonsense. No wonder they can't remember who is who and keep passing the ball to the other team.

[kipper]

Liverpool Scmiverpool.

My favourite entertainers of the teay ..Spurs ... show that you can be energetic,, entertaining and attacking ... and STill Win Thee Cup.

A boring Chelsea were shown Thee Door, by some colourful and risky young men.

Well done Spurs .. at this rate I could even support you.

[kipper]

Liverpool news today ( outside of yet more analysis of their dead-stop performance hopes)
is very varied. Carragher has been done for assault. Gerrard goes public with "we're sh*t, really"
comments (I paraphrased) His Manager has publically agreed with Gerrard - which adds some extra chilli to this particular dish of Football Tapas.

Well -- going on in thee background is the ownership soap opera. 2 fat (! fact) Americans have 50% each.
They're both measly little operators ... and one is blocking the other on selling out to some Dubai "investment" fund (aka - Arab loose change) They've totally fallen out with eachother and are arguing like 2 Chavs outside the Offy.

One fancies the sale .. the other fancies the sale, but wants the Arabs to let him retain control over the "Management structure" (whatever the hell that means)* The Arabs have said "knob off" to that idea, so it's stalemate.

What we're dealing with here, is American sports owners (they have interest in USA ice hockey teams) who, after scrap metal dealers and personal security firms are that wonderful, new ,millenium-type businessman. E.g. - they are thick & agressive while also being duplicitous, nasty and totally self-serving.
Unfortunately, they do know how to purchase financial smarts, so that they can wrap themselves in the comfy duvets of: Debt Management, borrowing-against-overburdened-assets, lax corporate governance.

It's nice to add this knowledge to the other cr*p going on at Arsenal -- whereby yet another mysterious Russian Billionaire ( aka - Mafia riven, Gas-and-Oil-ownership-stealing criminal) has 25% of Arsenal...and wants to move for a 33% point where he can be a blocking member of the Board.

Is Bobby Charlton, The Queen and Trafalgar Square up for sale yet ? I'm sure a Kosovan-Arabian Russian based pizza company would make a bid.

[kipper]

Spurs lose at home to Eindhoven .... but you know what ? they could just as easily win in Eindhoven to take the result.

This team is unpredictable, talented, screwball, young and vivacious - always worth watching, unlike Mogadon Chelsea

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[kipper]

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Every year, dozens of Managers bought with maybe too much festive spirit, are rejected and left to fend for themselves.

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[kipper]

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7304692.stm

"Club raided in corruption probe

The club said it was co-operating with police
Police investigating corruption within professional football have raided Birmingham City FC.
Officers swooped at the Premier League club in an "ongoing investigation into football corruption", City of London Police said."


Birmingham ! What a class act they are ! Let's not forget that they were saved from oblivion by a tit-trader from the Porno industry ( David Sullivan)

They have proceeded to bore the arse off of football fans , by playing, what can only be described as human Subbutteo, for 10 years

Let's not forget their recent "tackles" ... with one finally resulting in severe broken leg for Arsenal talent: De Silva, courtesy of Martin "Total Thug" Taylor

Now, they top it off with a raid from Thee Fuzz. Are their books bent ? Almost without a shadow of a doubt. Will they get charged ? Doubt it .... but everyone in football SINCERELEY HOPES SO.

Good Riddance Brummie Cloggers - You're a Bleedin Embarrassment. Let's hope McLeish, with his "hard defensive" approach is in charge of the Brummie Bus when it drives over the relegation cliff

It's amazing that the most famous Midlands footballer, Stan Collimore (Amateur Rapist, Woman-Beater and all-round Thicko) never played for Birmingham... they were made for eachother.

[kipper]

Sod it !

Looks like the title for Man U
Looks like nuffink for Arsenal

Looks like Chelsea might be able to steal it ... and who could deny that, as such an exciting footballing club they deserve it ... NOT ! Chelsea - duller than a very dull mirror, while shaving in a sea fog without any glasses.

[kipper]

I'm serious .... I probably won't watch the FA .... what is the attraction ?

Watching Portsmouth grind West Brom to a standstill?

Barnsley ! ! ! ! Cardiff ! !! ? ? ?

I've been tainted by Big Money Champions Premier stuff - I've lost interest in watching some skill-less cloggers scramble in some untidy goal.
The FA cup is the new Carling Cup.

They think it's all over .....

[kipper]

Shock Liverpool do "quite well" in Champions League horror.


grrrr ... Liverpool do thee old Euro Shuffle yet again, has Benitez got ANY other focus?

What will happen against Chelsea? They'll beat them , again, just like before. Even I can admit that. .....pah !

[kipper]

There's few pleasures in Football ... but one of them must be seeing a Bunch of Cloggers, who get their wages from the Porno industry - get fooked on camera, themselves.

To see Birmingham relegated, will be a distinct pleasure.

To see them fall, season after season, through the consequent leagues would be a dream.

Other than Leeds Utd ( another villain infested, pit of deceit) Birmingham have proven themselves to be, verily, The Team for Tossers to cheer on. If the players had any sense they'd be on the phone to thier Agents tonight.

Stuffed by Villa's 5 goals shows what a shower they really are. And no amount of advice from their "manager" to kick the bones out of opponent's flesh will change that.

From the low-life senior management ( they were put under Police charge during the week) to the bored and talentless squad - The Blues have shown you can, in fact, remove the bottom from even a well-made barrell ... and continue scrapeing the dirt underneath.

Good riddance

[sandywinder]

Apr 17, 2008 22:53:22 GMT kipper said:

Shock Liverpool do "quite well" in Champions League horror.


grrrr ... Liverpool do thee old Euro Shuffle yet again, has Benitez got ANY other focus?

What will happen against Chelsea? They'll beat them , again, just like before. Even I can admit that. .....pah !

It's not gonna happen. Chelsea will win. An own goal in the 95th minute? Kismet.

And with Ronny Ronaldo's failure on the spot maybe United will miss out as well.

[kipper]

Kismet o.g ? Who's he play for

There's always some funny larks in the final stages ... I wouldn't be surprised if ManU encountered some weird team fit and choked it in the final minutes.
Barcelona are not as weak and tearful as they make out, either.

[kipper]

I never think about Fulham from one year to the next. They have a nice little ground....but they're just ...er... Fulham, aren't they ?

Not this coming week, they're not.

Fulham are the Bearers of Thee Carpet of Moral Fibre.
Fulham are the Harbingers of Hope.
Fulham are the Guardians of Genuine Goodness
Fulham are 11 Mighty Angels of Retribution.

We must cheer them on, unreservedly, for they are our champions in thee Grand Cause. We must send up prayers to them and make offerings of Pies to the Temple of Craven Cottage....

Because Fulham are playing Birmingham.

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Let us hope that these porn-financed nasty bunch of clogging brummie dross are soundly beaten - soas to quicken their fall into thee pit of non-descript footie lower-division hell.

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Prepare to Rejoice

as thee pasty, lard-arsed brummie Pole Dancer struts her last strut. Clacking across the lager-drenched stage of Club Bollox, she pushes open the stage door and teeters up the stairs....
There, she enters the office of Birmingham Supremo, David Sullivan. The short-arsed tit monger squats behind his large desk ... only a pile of "Houswives Twat" magazines, on his seat, enable him to see over his gold lame PC screen...

"Ow mooch did we mayke, Doris?" he squeaks
"Sorry Napoleon" says Doris "There's simply neo traade oot there - I'm afrayed yow Court costs wont be coovered this week"

The cheeky villain looks away. Without Doris bringing in the untaxed dosh ...he's got little chance of bribing his way out of yet another FA investigation. If only his team could drag themselves up to another season of Premier Joke-Shop footie? With that cash coming in, he could duck the charges under the guiding hand of his expensive lawyer: Sir Dwayne Porkies-Lever, Q.C. (Quisling C**t)

Sullivan surveys the trappings of his success... the gold filligree kebab holder; the diamond encrusted cigar cutter, in the shape of a donkey's kock; the original paintings by Picasso ... one of his Bentley parked outside a Walsall massage parlour...the other of his bull-terrior with a christmas cake on its head. Memories...memories.

There's only one chance left. His Scottish manager : Jock McFracture, has just finished a 4 week course with the squad. By now they are experts in every aspect of Tibia & Fibia architecture...with a little bit of luck, the whole Fulham team could be stretchered off before the final whistle.... But it's hopeless. He knows it.
The writing is on the wall ( "Fook off Porn Pinocchio") and there's little else to do... He packs his monogrammed bags and calls the agent:

"Two ferst class tickits to Marbaya, sinbad ... oil send tha choofer round fer um"



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