FOOTIE/BALDY and da bootiful game

[kipper]

Dear Fulham

Thank You for doing an excellent job.

Bless you.

[kipper]

Well ... what can you say ? Against all the odds Fulham pulled it off.
In the process, they have re-enlivened natural Justice. Made millions of Footy fans happy and served the ultimate ASBO :

Birmingham Are RELEGATED ! ! ! ! ! ;D

Never in the field of footy conflict were so much slaps handed out to so much dross.

Thee Termination of a porn-financed bunch of clogging idiots is a joy to behold. Birmingham City -- an embarassment to themselves, the UK and Sport.

Let's hope these throwbacks carry on , carrying on ... all the way to the 3rd division.

Good Riddance to Thee Blues - Football is 27% cleaner overnight.

[kipper]

Christiano Ronaldo has made the first sqeaks and bleats of the year ... by declaring he "might just , possibly consider something else, other than ManU .." ( paraphrased)

Apparently he's always "hankered" after a bit of Spanish League experience ( basically Real Madrid / Barca ... actually, just Madrid really)

Smarty-Pants Fergie just signed him up for 5 years.

Now ... I think, it's worth taking the dosh this time. At this peak, you may get a record £65Mill for Mr Diver. If Fergo still has an eye for talent ( debate-able ... he has more of an eye for horses and pocket-lining) he could get 2 x£25 mills worth of talent + change

Sell the Diver to Spain. They always fook up the big stars anyway ( Ronaldhino ? What a tosser he's turned out to be) He won't get into Champ L Finals for years ... and he'll be back at 26 looking for a few Mill and a career - Manu will get him for <20Mill.

Sell Sell Sell ! ! against the trend, against the market --- it's how REAL cash is made

[sandywinder]

I hear he is touting for the Pope's job. What a winger.

[kipper]

Sell Ronaldo --- thee time is ripe.

Spend the (possible) 1 more year Fergie keeps him.... building up a team around some other bods

Take Da Cash !

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Mourinho makes "nice noises" about how Top Players (he knew) might have "value" in his new Italian Kingdom.

Let This be thee setting of Thee First Law of ex-Chelseaism .... Frank Lampard is not going to be wooed by anyone from Italy - ever. Whatever nice noises are made... Mourinho has NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER of buying Frank Lampard ... he's a nice boy, but is now 2nd rate in the English game style ... and 5th rate in the Italian stylee.

Drogba MIGHT have a chance in Italy ... but he's only a 50:50 investment ...'cos he fooks about so much.
Shop-solied / Ex -Display items are always sold at a discount...

[sandywinder]

Good game of footy last night with Holland trouncing the Itais.

I wouldn't write them off yet though.

[kipper]

I was a little crestfallen on that one:

1) I can't help thinking the Italians must be inherently good -- they're kinda legends

2) The Dutch must be the easiest team to hate in the European fundament. Even if Serbia had a team... even.
Total football/Mock-Liberal Amshhhterdeamm/Questionable business practice/ Clogs ... my arse, what a bunch of Proddy, Marmalade-Spreading, Big Hat bastards they are. !

France looked asleep at thee wheel .. which is sad too.

I hope it may be Spain's turn to get reward for their skills ... but the always drop thee baton. Still ... kudos to them for stuffing it right up the behind of Mafia United ( aka Russia)

[kipper]

I thought ( think) highly of La Belle France Footie ... but , what a shame.

There' some good Footy to be had ( Portugal -- hot hot hot ... how much would the Premier give for a player like Deco ?

Deco's like Paul Scholes ... only he's often on target, holds his temper, has laser-like passing, reads the game like a chessmaster and can score himself... other than that he's just like Scholes.

The only negative coming ... Those Proddy Orange Shits, the Dutch team might actually get to the final. There's nothing less pleasurable than seeing smug clog tappers arse about on a pitch. Theyr'e good ... but so very very difficult to like. Let's hope they lose the magic in the next game or two - and get knocked out.

[sandywinder]

RASSIST.

[kipper]

HOLD THEE FRONT PAGE ! ! !

Shock horror ... Kipper makes Thread- Title Relevant Comment.

Read on ...
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/jun/21/fctwente.europeanfootball?gusrc=rss&feed=football

Steve "Baldy Twat" McClaren has been offered a job ! Some outfit call FC Twente ... a dutch team obviously in need of some glasses.

Apparently "La Slap-Head" was also considered for the Bolton job ... yeah, that's right, and my Mum was gonna be picked for the UK 100 metres team at the Beijing Olympics ... but the committee would't allow her to run in a cardigan.
Bolton McClaren, my bleedin' arse !

Still ... glad old Stevie has gone to the Dutch --- we can use him as a 'Stealth Manager' and have him bugger up Dutch football from the inside.

[kipper]

HOLLAND OUT !


oooo , what a terrible shame. Proddy Cloggers get shafted by Mafioso Thugs United in a game , one bystander said was :
"a game like no other - except the game I saw yesterday"

So, goodbye Horsey Van Nistlerooy . Lets not forget, also, the great wing work by Hertz Van Rental - he really kept the team moving. Van Der Graaf generated loads of chances from the centre circle. And who will forget Carra Van Traylor at full back ... nobody could get round him.

Farewell Neverlanders ... have a bunch of tulips on us, ya losers

Danke Welt !

[sandywinder]

Good to see Italy going out of the competition. What a bloody boring game last night - thanks to them.

I expect a better game from Spain And Russia and a rubbish one from Germany and the Turkey Twizzlers.

[kipper]

SANDSIRO: "Good to see Italy going out of the competition. What a bloody boring game last night - thanks to them.
No way to defend the negativity of Italy ... in some ways, that's a national trait ... like inconfidence within the England team, sometimes.
Poor old Italy -- they lost the spark... but unlike The Clogging Proddy Dutch Arses, The Prizemoney Obsessed Russians or the Victims of Planetary Sized Ego ( Portugal) the Italians are classic - much like the pilloried French... who I still like.

I expect a better game from Spain And Russia and a rubbish one from Germany and the Turkey Twizzlers.

Germany v Turkey will be significant ... there's all the politics ( Gastarbeiten) and the complimentary styles ... it'll be the one !

I hope Spain triumph.

[sandywinder]

Admit it kipper, you just fancied the pants off the Italian goalkeeper.

[sandywinder]

So der Mutterland triumphs again. Raggy swines.