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Post by kipper on Jun 26, 2007 12:52:23 GMT
Ye Olde Punk: I thought maybe good plastic surgery on the face but subsequent unpleasant consequences on the throat? No?
Glad you noticed it. Thought I was out my tree.
It was a queer one. I suspect a mixture of: flushed with anger at Fatso; studio make up seperation; nip and tuck on the Pelican Throat area.
Doctor Dazz: "Can they do plastic surgery on the throat?
Only women - no Adam's Apple ..so I suppose they can wrap some arse material around it and nobody would notice.
OP: Who is Alan Allen then?
Alan Allen is a bloke who runs a kebab shop near to me and Dazz.
He likes to sing 'Lilly Marleine' as he slices another piece of Rover off of the Cardiac Carousel.
Now, no more of this time-wasting in class Ms. Punk. otherwise it's more detention for you.
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Post by kipper on Jun 26, 2007 13:03:14 GMT
SANDY
"Visited London at the weekend with the CIC. Before going to see the Lion King we went to the British Museum. It's a good job it was free because everything there was so old."
Commander in C ? or Cacophony (of) Ikky Children?
BM is great for one reason : Egyptian Room and Marbles.
I used to go there to escape fellow studs from UCL/Kings. There's only so many rucksacks and pimples a young man can take.
As for the Lion King at the Lyceum, the costumes were brilliant but not the songs or the singers, in my opinion. I thought I was at the zoo
I have dodged the Lion King theatre experience, by diligent use of the "oh, sorry forgot" or "we'll do it when we're next down at X" method. Still, as soon as I fancy forking out £50 a tick, I know all excuses will be forgotten and a shlep to Theatre Zoo will be on. Was it that bad? The waiting list is still long. Please tell me I never have to go. Furnish armour-plated excuse, please.
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Post by kipper on Jun 26, 2007 13:48:48 GMT
Dazz 'TV Dinner' MAdrigal: "BB is Sandys and OPs thing...I DID watch Celebrity Big Brother last time because someone tried to cook a whole chicken by putting it under a grill."
This was not Gordon Ramsey, I assume
I'm actuallty a TV snob..I've never watched even one episode of a soap opera but I can see that lies in tatters now.
I watched "Brookside" (not religeously) for several months. I liked the cartoonery of it. Nothing else though... I had aversion therapy from it all from a young age : Ancient folks listening to Coronation Street teaches a life long lesson.
I tuned in at 1 am..what else is on and if they're wake like last time they were talking about how mundane life was in there - well spare a thought for the viewers, darlings!
I think, personally, that there's hatred (of things commecial-exploitative-stupid) playing on my mind while experiencing something like BB. So, I'm averse.
It's daft old tat, essentially but just as much chewing gum as a history or documantary pretends not to be.
I'd happily punch anyone from Endemol in the throat (providing they haven't have recent surgery) but, I think that's my problem, not theirs .... :-)
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Post by Beautiful Stranger on Jun 26, 2007 20:06:04 GMT
Dazz 'TV Dinner' MAdrigal: "BB is Sandys and OPs thing...I DID watch Celebrity Big Brother last time because someone tried to cook a whole chicken by putting it under a grill."This was not Gordon Ramsey, I assume I'm actuallty a TV snob..I've never watched even one episode of a soap opera but I can see that lies in tatters now.I watched "Brookside" (not religeously) for several months. I liked the cartoonery of it. Nothing else though... I had aversion therapy from it all from a young age : Ancient folks listening to Coronation Street teaches a life long lesson. I tuned in at 1 am..what else is on and if they're wake like last time they were talking about how mundane life was in there - well spare a thought for the viewers, darlings!I think, personally, that there's hatred (of things commecial-exploitative-stupid) playing on my mind while experiencing something like BB. So, I'm averse. It's daft old tat, essentially but just as much chewing gum as a history or documantary pretends not to be. I'd happily punch anyone from Endemol in the throat (providing they haven't have recent surgery) but, I think that's my problem, not theirs .... :-) What anger dwells in the most tender of hearts! By the way ,it's ME, OldPunkette, and the blooming Madrigal is refusing to let me log in again. I suspect it may be a browser incompatibility, as it tells me my browswer is incompatible with things like the smileys. Not that I feel like smiling much on this MB anyway. |
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Post by Carbon Partial on Jun 26, 2007 20:12:18 GMT
Visited London at the weekend with the CIC. Before going to see the Lion King we went to the British Museum. It's a good job it was free because everything there was so old. As for the Lion King at the Lyceum, the costumes were brilliant but not the songs or the singers, in my opinion. I thought I was at the zoo. Don't worry Daz we went everywhere by train or tube, so our carbon foot print was not too high. (as opposed to carbon neutral). I travelled by public transport when I was in London. But I flew down one day and flew up the next and to hell with bloody being carbon bloody neutral. Politicians run the planet. If it's in danger it's up to them to save it, not to us to stop flying. What is all this hippy we're-all-responsible rubbish? |
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Post by kipper on Jun 26, 2007 22:44:24 GMT
OP masquerading as Beautiful Stranger
"What anger dwells in the most tender of hearts!"
A glass of Wincarnis and a ginger buscuit, and I'll fight anyone.
By the way ,it's ME, OldPunkette, and the blooming Madrigal is refusing to let me log in again. I suspect it may be a browser incompatibility, as it tells me my browswer is incompatible with things like the smileys. Not that I feel like smiling much on this MB anyway"
Finger trouble, OP.
Get yer thinking cap on and fix it. There's no excuse to be a PC dummy these days. Suggest a browse at <browser> Tools/Advanced/Multimedia.
It's no use coming on here and getting all menopausal on our ass.
The answer is in front of you young Frodo ...
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Post by oldpunkette on Jun 27, 2007 10:01:43 GMT
OP masquerading as Beautiful Stranger
"What anger dwells in the most tender of hearts!"A glass of Wincarnis and a ginger buscuit, and I'll fight anyone. By the way ,it's ME, OldPunkette, and the blooming Madrigal is refusing to let me log in again. I suspect it may be a browser incompatibility, as it tells me my browswer is incompatible with things like the smileys. Not that I feel like smiling much on this MB anyway"Finger trouble, OP. Get yer thinking cap on and fix it. There's no excuse to be a PC dummy these days. Suggest a browse at <browser> Tools/Advanced/Multimedia. It's no use coming on here and getting all menopausal on our ass. The answer is in front of you young Frodo ... Maybe because I use a BT/Yahoo browser at home? Anyway, I'm far too blooming young to be menopausal. With me it's still PMT you have to watch out for. I have been known to rip the heads of small children with my bare hands. Menopause sounds like it might be a rest after all these years of violent hormonal activity! |
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Post by kipper on Jun 27, 2007 13:01:26 GMT
OP PC NOGO: Maybe because I use a BT/Yahoo browser at home?
More than likely. Please download a stable browser and install.
Easy and quick is "Firefox" but any other would do.
OP PMT OAP "Anyway, I'm far too blooming young to be menopausal. With me it's still PMT you have to watch out for. I have been known to rip the heads of small children with my bare hands. Menopause sounds like it might be a rest after all these years of violent hormonal activity!"
Small childen is best option ..the bigger ones tend to fight back.
The Menopause can strike at any moment, so don't be so sure (ask Sandy)
We have a lot to thank the Moon for. If women had periods every 2 weeks, they'd be a rat bag...er... continuously.
Bless the planets, eh Dazz?
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Post by sandywinder on Jun 27, 2007 13:25:19 GMT
Visited London at the weekend with the CIC. Before going to see the Lion King we went to the British Museum. It's a good job it was free because everything there was so old. As for the Lion King at the Lyceum, the costumes were brilliant but not the songs or the singers, in my opinion. I thought I was at the zoo. Don't worry Daz we went everywhere by train or tube, so our carbon foot print was not too high. (as opposed to carbon neutral). I travelled by public transport when I was in London. But I flew down one day and flew up the next and to hell with bloody being carbon bloody neutral. Politicians run the planet. If it's in danger it's up to them to save it, not to us to stop flying. What is all this hippy we're-all-responsible rubbish? I do hope you get flooded out then CP.  |
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Post by sandywinder on Jun 27, 2007 13:28:00 GMT
SANDY
"Visited London at the weekend with the CIC. Before going to see the Lion King we went to the British Museum. It's a good job it was free because everything there was so old."Commander in C ? or Cacophony (of) Ikky Children? BM is great for one reason : Egyptian Room and Marbles. I used to go there to escape fellow studs from UCL/Kings. There's only so many rucksacks and pimples a young man can take. As for the Lion King at the Lyceum, the costumes were brilliant but not the songs or the singers, in my opinion. I thought I was at the zooI have dodged the Lion King theatre experience, by diligent use of the "oh, sorry forgot" or "we'll do it when we're next down at X" method. Still, as soon as I fancy forking out £50 a tick, I know all excuses will be forgotten and a shlep to Theatre Zoo will be on. Was it that bad? The waiting list is still long. Please tell me I never have to go. Furnish armour-plated excuse, please. Just say "Sandy says it aint worth it and he's always right", which is at least half true. |
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Post by kipper on Jun 27, 2007 16:14:29 GMT
...the circle <dum dadad dada dum> ...the circle of l_ay_ife
What joy.
Sandy - get an Oyster Card for London next time, save yourself a couple of rupees.
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Post by sandywinder on Jun 29, 2007 9:44:14 GMT
I thought it was a Sheister card.
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Post by kipper on Jun 29, 2007 14:13:40 GMT
Sandy - whatever card it is , get yourself one.
You can't go tripping off to London carrying a bag of old pre-decimal and some White Fivers, you know.
And it's no use turning up at the ticket office and waving a Pension book around. They want proper I.D. these days - a letter from your Nurse, or signed copy of your Death Certificate will do.
Yours
Ken Livingstone
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Post by sandywinder on Jun 30, 2007 10:52:50 GMT
Sandy - whatever card it is , get yourself one. You can't go tripping off to London carrying a bag of old pre-decimal and some White Fivers, you know. And it's no use turning up at the ticket office and waving a Pension book around. They want proper I.D. these days - a letter from your Nurse, or signed copy of your Death Certificate will do. Yours Ken Livingstone I have no intention of ever going back to London in this lifetime Kipper, so I will forego your advice. The only thing that will drag me back there is a tsunami of huge proportions. Or another bloody birthday present for the wife. |
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Post by kipper on Jun 30, 2007 15:49:20 GMT
You're a martyr to romance, Sandy, I reckon.
What's wrong with an old box of Quality Street and a bunch of flowers from the Texaco garage? I know Catwoman was always impressed with that.... I think she was impressed anyway - arched back means happy , doesn't it?
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