Rock around the load of old cock

[kipper]

No to all those Damien Dazz.

Sandy -- get yer beret & smock on!.

Look at the artwork ... look at all that attention to the doors, skirting board ... the ephemera. The central subject is a token piece of scratching.

[Daz Madrigal]

Muahaha...with a bit of luck Sandy may have a few Elvis CDs. I'll eat my bobble hat if he's got the foggiest idea.

Oddly enough, Mel is the Artiste of the board. The rest of us are better put to use as house painters.

[Daz Madrigal]

Dara's just emailed me!

Is it Bon Jovi?

...OH SH1T!!!!..I can hear screams of 'Come on, Tim!' shreaking with deafening desperation from thee East Wing (and I'm in the West!)...for god sake =

btw. Exco..yes, Piccy, thee love affair continues..a wonderfully excoriating riposte about Henmania to the gormeless Gouda. And I was just about to give up altogether on the Cheesies.

[piccione]

////You mean she was even thinner and less curvy before this apparent 'boob job'...I must have missed it but then again if she'd had Jordan-sized boobs she'd have looked - well like Jordan. A figure of ridicule - but rich! << spit! >>.////

Oh yeah, I meant Jordan, not Victoria Beckham!

Sorry Kip - I got the two mixed them up.... ;D


Hmmm…skirting boards and DOORS…

Jim Morrison went to art school…..?

[piccione]

///....btw. Exco..yes, Piccy, thee love affair continues///

....behind Mimi's back.

I'm gonna tell her.....

[chavette]

Pete Doherty? oh good one so obvious now ..the rubbishness the prtence the desolation. I should have guessed that.

Is the new one that guy Chris who married Gwyneth and has a baby called Apple? I'm going to call my baby Apple too. I like to be different.

[kipper]

Dazs Van Eeek: "Is it Bon Jovi?"

Is it arse - I'm not really up on Bon Jovi : are they a band , or just a man ? Anyhoo, it's totally out, over the base line by metres.

"I'll eat my bobble hat if he's got the foggiest idea"

Start buttering a dish and layering with greaseproof - Sandy got the last one, don't you know

Piccione Botticelli: Oh yeah, I meant Jordan, not Victoria Beckham! Sorry Kip - I got the two mixed them up....

You cannot tell Jordan from Skeletor Posh Spice ?
Either change your glasses, or take the boxing gloves off.

Hmmm…skirting boards and DOORS…
Jim Morrison went to art school…..?

Nice try - I think my clue is way too subtle - therefore I will get a big, fat toasted one ready for yous all.

La Belle Chavette: "Pete Doherty? oh good one so obvious now ..the rubbishness the prtence the desolation. I should have guessed that.

It was all there....terminal naffness, kiddy-daub looking for love. All the dramatic import of J-Lo sucking a murray mint.

"Is the new one that guy Chris who married Gwyneth and has a baby called Apple? I'm going to call my baby Apple too. I like to be different"

Coldplay man ? Nope

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OK, pencils down boys & girls, and listen up.

We got a person here that is determined to get all the staging of the drawing correct, but it's without subtelty at any point. There's signs of competence ... but it's never going to get refined.
They can put on a show, but noting the obsession with structure, ... they require a strong supporting cast.
With so much crummy detail in the drawing, they obviously wish to control their audience.... who may, or may not be amused by it.

[Daz Madrigal]

Bon Jovi's an in joke which Darinka will no doubt explain when she gets back for her 'Important Assignment'.

Talking of which, if the Cheese board suddenly drop like flies after coming down with mysterious form of potentially lethal poisoning we'll just put it down to another batch of unpasteurized cheese and no-one will be the wiser.

[Daz Madrigal]

Oh..may as well play up and play the game - unlike Tim Henman I'm made of stronger stuff..I'll bounce back, Kip..a bit like your good self.

Ermm.. thinks randomly of pop stars who went to art college....hmm.. Jarvis Cockup.

[piccione]

////I think my clue is way too subtle////

Yes, it bloody well was!

Dammit, this is like a gambling habit you can’t quit until it’s too late and you’ve lost everything.....

<glances nervously at loaded pistol in front of her>
(…erm no Daz - don’t hold your breath)

Only....the croupier, despite being a superhero, has no sense of honour and is playing with dirty tricks - tch!

I think I should get that winning point anyway, Kip, because of your misleading clue about skirting boards and doors. Sod the real artist! ;D

Right.....

////There's signs of competence ... but it's never going to get refined.//// and ////terminal naffness, kiddy-daub////

So it’s not doors, it’s skirting boards - the ‘lowest of the lowest’: A mildly talented, slightly obsessive, profile-neurotic ’kiddy’ artist ‘in the making’- new(ish)/ young(ish)…..?

Hmmm.....that widens the choice substantially.

Give us another clue....

British? American? Black? White? Male? Female? Christian? Atheist? Jewish? Mormon? Scientologist? Skinny? Fat? Republican/Tory? Democrat/Labour? Smoker? Vegetarian?……

Or someone who can’t make up their mind about any of the above at all.....

That would widen the choice even further.

[sandywinder]

piccione said:

Dammit, this is like a gambling habit you can’t quit until it’s too late and you’ve lost everything.....

So a bit like your drug habit then. ;D

[Guessed]

kipper said:

OK, pencils down boys & girls, and listen up.

We got a person here that is determined to get all the staging of the drawing correct, but it's without subtelty at any point. There's signs of competence ... but it's never going to get refined.
They can put on a show, but noting the obsession with structure, ... they require a strong supporting cast.
With so much crummy detail in the drawing, they obviously wish to control their audience.... who may, or may not be amused by it.

Cher or Chris de Burgh.

[mimi]

madrigalman said:

I was just about to give up altogether on the Cheesies.

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Wish you would.

[kipper]

Dazz de Daub:
"Ermm.. thinks randomly of pop stars who went to art college....hmm.. Jarvis Cockup"

It is not Jarvis "I just have the one song, really" Cockup.
I can see your trying though Dazz ... but don't pop a gallstone on my account (anyway it's over-drawn

Piccynosey:
"Dammit, this is like a gambling habit you can’t quit until it’s too late and you’ve lost everything....."

"I've drawn you in, haven't I ? Set yourself a limit and stick to it.

So it’s not doors, it’s skirting boards - the ‘lowest of the lowest’: A mildly talented, slightly obsessive, profile-neurotic ’kiddy’ artist ‘in the making’- new(ish)/ young(ish)…..?

You're being too literal ... although you're hitting buttons obliquely.
Free your mind to wander over the general gist (jist?)
ROBIN...ROB...ROBIN ...can you turn that meditation tape down, I can't hear myself think, THANK YOU !

Sorry about that, now where was I? Ah yes. this person was not a new kid on the block, but we're not talking ancient, like Elvis or summat

British? American? Black? White? Male? Female? Christian? Atheist?

One clue - Dead

Guessed
"Cher or Chris de Burgh"

Guessed is using Ye Olde Noddle there. Cher is at least a reasonable throw of the furry dice. Wrong, but anyway.

Chris de Burgh -- he's that bloke with the nose ? 'Fraid not.
Dial in again Guessed, calls are just £2.84 and you could be a winner

mimi
I know you've busted a few quid on some Windsor & Newton in the past .... how about a suggestion ? (which I expect I will get)
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Clock's ticking, Sandy needs to get his beret on....

[piccione]

/////One clue - Dead/////

Oh I know....Kurt Cobain.